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A WOMAN's Opinion of MEN |
[They're WRONG of course!! ]
- Men are like Laxatives.
- They irritate the shit out of you.
- Men are like Bananas.
- The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like Weather.
- Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like Blenders.
- You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
- Men are like Chocolate Bars.
- Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like Commercials.
- You can't believe a word they say.
- Men are like Department Stores.
- Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
- Men are like Government Bonds.
- They take soooooooo long to mature.
- Men are like Mascara.
- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like Popcorn.
- They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Men are like Snow Storms.
- You never know when they're coming, or how many inches you'll get, nor how long it will last.
- Men are like Lava Lamps.
- Fun to look at, but not very bright.
- Men are like Parking Spots.
- All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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