50 Reason Why Team Rocket is so Great
By Veravine and Rose
For those people who wonder why we love Team Rocket (Well I dont think you do anyway), here are our reasons!
50. Team Rocket has James in it.
49. Team Rocket doesn't have Brock in it. (We just both don't like him!)
48. Team Rocket doesn't have Ash in it. (Rose just don't like him!)
47. Team Rocket has the coolest Pokémon. (Meowth)
46. Weezing is da bomb sometimes literally!
45. Arbok well, we had to put him somewhere.
44. Team Rocket has cool disguises for every occasion.
43. James is in Team Rocket.
42. Jessie has cool hair. She really knows how to use the mousse!
41. James has purple hair. 'Nuff said.
40. Jessie has pink hair.
39. James is hot. (Rose!)
38. Rose is obsessive about James.
37. The logo - simple, straight-forward, classic.
36. That little star when they blast off is cool.
35. James has the best voice.
34. They try and capture Pikachu. How many episodes would be dull without them doing that?
33. Jessie has a cool outfit.
32. James also has a cool outfit
31. They don't try and catch every Pokémon they see - they steal the best! They have standards!
30. Meowth can say more than its own name. More than you can say about Pikachu.
29. Catchy motto. How many Pokémaniacs show off by spouting it off?
28. James is SO goddamn cute! (Rose)
27. They never get hat hair.
26. Both of their Pokémon are purple. Ooh purple
25. James is mine! (Rose, honey, it's okay)
24. Jessie is cool.
23. They try so hard. Persistence is good!
22. After working on this list, you'd BETTER root for Team Rocket!
21. You can tell if they comb their hair in the morning.
20. They help raise your Pokémon in the Gameboy game (WITHOUT using the rare candy cheat codes)!
19. They dress in different outfits. Hygiene is good.
18. They just are!
17. They remembered to wear gloves when around Pikachu after the FIRST time.
16. They have cool traps.
15. Resilient. Let's see you survive six electrocutions a week.
14. Are you thinking that this is funny? (More importantly, is it supposed to be?)
13. Their motto rhymes. That shows talent.
12. They evolve their Pokémon with love alone. (Remember the Diglett episode?)
11. James.
10. Their persistence makes them good role models, even though stealing's not exactly okay.
09. They follow their dreams.
08. They are multi-talented - spies, mercenaries, Pokémon trainers, thieves
07. They can travel light - who needs backpacks?
06. Just 'cause.
05. Meowth - universal Pokémon translator. No miscommunication between species.
04. Meowth is a talking Pokémon, without telepathy.
03. How many times have they tricked the Hero Trio with the stupidest things?
02. They are A LOT better than Butch ("Froggo") and Cassidy.
AND - THE NUMBER ONE REASON:
01. James. (Sigh)
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