Suave House Comments

2002

Ross Mouton :"no i wasn't in the bathroom i was eating sour cream and onion chips"

Jessica Vincent :"you mean Sour Cream and Lotion chips.."

Libby Judice :"Oh my God Jessica you have the ugliest feet."

Jessica Vincent :"Ryan is a little BITCH!"

Rucker :"Ya snoods ya lose."

Ross Mouton :"Whats up with the peter pan man?"

Ryan Leblanc aka Rucker :"i am not a bitch, felix is."

Danielle Guidry aka DG :"hey whats up..i love jeff"

Jon Richard :"when your down and out, everyone wants a piece of your ass"

Brett Marks :"rolla skate dont playa hate"

Derek Romero :"eat shit and die"

Mikey Saab :"freak, I need some altoids"

Felix :"rucker don't deny your the bitch.. the big bitch"

Marty :"felix, stop bugging me about quotes motherfucker"

StevieB :"Suave House = ENRIQUE IGLACIUS (HOTSHIT)"

Mark Risher :"---------is the most beautiful girl to ever walk the face of the earth, I Love it up the ass and her mom is satan!"

Britt Russo :"mikeys web page---its not that bad!"

Saab :"RUSSO IS A LEZBO"

Nelly :"What you think we live on a farm? Whodi be for real"

StevieB :"Yes, it's true, I listen to the Baha Men in my car, but hey, that shit bumps."

Saab :"give me some milk and coooookies"

DerekR :"beware of the chachi and snake is lucky that everyone got scared"

Michael Doise :"I handle my mom"

Meghan Moody :"I want Saab"

Dane :"its cool to be the playa but it sux to be the game "

Chris Thompson :"Derek is gay"

Dane :"consequences dictate our course of action and it dosent matter whats right, its only wrong if you get caught"

Brett Marks :"GET THAT CRAP OUT OF HERE!!!"

E.L. :"Barry...hit the lights....its BONER TIME!!!"

Gallie :"im going to the LSU homecoming Game"

Ma$e :"DG we don't stop"

Meeg(Saabs Favorite Carencro Chick):"Sha my lil mike-dawg"

Ross Moutan :"Ive got hoes in different area codes"

Drew Saab :"Ryan Leblanc is a fag"

Dane Freman :"if you sprinkel when you tinkel please be neat and lift the seat"

Dane Freman :"once your ass is raped ant no turning back"

Michael Doise :"Do i look like a hold things together...eh eh...im not a stapler"

Chandra Henderson :"Cali girls have more fun!!!"

Jimmy White :"M&M's are the best!"

Chandra Henderson:"Your Fucking Amazing!

Janal :"for shizel my nizel"

Janal :"Shindigga"

Lexus :"Is that your lettuce"

Chandra Henderson :"My Louisiana boy frien"

Ross Mouton :"call me Calculator, cuz u know you can count on meh."

Ross Mouton :"Jake Chapman got dunked on, but I forgot who did it...O yea, It was Me"

Chris Thompson :"ok does Teurlings lick on my chocolate salty nuts or what?"

Derek Guidry :" im being pestered to say chandra is cool "

Derek Guidry :"tuck fulane"

Dane Freman :"if you think hard enough you can remember anything"

Chloe Angelle :"Suck my dick"

Joe Saloom :"me + beenbag + eighth grade = the entire jackash movie"

Danielle Guidry (3/5/02):"hey Saaby is my idol!"

Trevor Judice (3/5/02):"UL basketball is going all the way!!! "

Saab(3/5/02):"HA HA HA...No COMMENT..basically gaston"

Claire Carlin(3/5/02):" like who.....the only person i ever make fun of is mr. prosen's cankles "

Adam James(3/28/02):"saabs a pimp...lindsey is sexy...i have no pubes "

Derek Romero(3/28/02):"joe can because he is a football playa "

2003

Marty Gardner:"Hey Saab, you suck. Why do you even dress out? You're not gonna play. I can't believe Coach Danny even put you on the team. Go to hell, Saab."

Adam James:"when we are in the center court with that state championship trophy we will say "Fuck Yall!!"

Chris Thompson:"i bet if i wanted to i could stick my wanky in my pooper"

50 Cent:"i love u like fat people love cake"

Mikey "Suave" Saab:"hey marty, all i gotta say is: keep the suave, not the hate...u have no suave and your wanky isnt straight (freestyle) and fetus is my bitch in ping pong"

Wade Giles:"Suave's house at Mardi Gras is sexual"

Manny "the great one" Wiltz:"russo is stAnk, joe aka UTP, who? MIKE JONES"

Stephen "Sniper" Boudreaux:"how the hell do snakes give oral pleasure?"