My Dog

Well, to start with, my dog is automatically way cooler than your's, hands down winner. Do you want to know why, I'll give you a complex mathimatical hint; Dogs are like their owners, and if in that relationship the owners are losers we can deduece that

Dog = owner

Owner = loser

Dog >/< Owner = Loser ~ Dog = Loser

~ = You and your dog are losers

(some math guy would be proud of my theorem)

 

 

 

Speaking of loser dogs, here are some of them, my dog isn't present.