JAVA SUCKS

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When I first lay eyes on this book it didn't look to bad. Sure I thought the cover was a little stupid with the doughnuts and all, I told myself "I guess that makes sense doughnut go with Java. So I opened the book up and read the intro to the first chapter of lesson 1. It describes the vocabulary and objectives of what I shall be learning. As I read on into the objectives I notice something at the bottom of the box, "Estimated Time: 2 hours", I think to myself that cannot be right, there's 22 lessons they can't all be this long. I skip through and look at some others, not only are they as long they're longer. I began reading lesson 1. Four hours later I'm still not understanding it. It was about this time I realized it would take me a lifetime to learn Java, and that would be a lifetime wasted.

Now, after realizing I had already wasted four hours of my life, and seeing that I had learned nothing. I didn't feel like wasting anymore time I immediately went outside and set Satan's biography ablaze. After the book was burned to a mere pile of ashes I scraped them up and flushed them down the toilet telling myself that I would never be foolish enough to look at Java or anything Java related again. This photo was in no way digitally enhanced, there was actually a fire and I do hate java. The only difference from this and the real photo is it is 1/4 the size. However there are many differences between the photo and the real live event, those differences being, the joy I was feeling, the smile on my face as I watched something evil burn, and the relief that came over me as I realized Java was gone.