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Lyrics: Dude Ranch Album (1997)

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1. Pathetic

I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it

A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home

There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting

I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone

You got, you got, you got to help me out

And I'll try not to argue

No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out

Mistakes are hard to undo

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong

I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong

I think I'm different, this is where I belong

I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting

If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove

Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing

I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move

You got, you got, you got to help me out

And I'll try not to argue

No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out

Mistakes are hard to undo

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong

I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong

I think I'm different, this is where I belong

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong

I think I'm different, this is where I belong

Voyeur

And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow

The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change

I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow

I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate

(And I wish)

I wish she'd be more kind now

I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down

I've seen everything there is to be shown

I followed her all the way home

I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down

The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet

She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now

Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf

(And I wish)

I wish she'd be more kind now

I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down

I've seen everything there is to be shown

I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many

The rush of waiting is burning in my head

Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week

He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window

Her dad is big and I've never seen his face

I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow

My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain

(And I wish)

I wish she'd be more kind now

I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down

I've seen everything there is to be shown

I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many

The rush of waiting is burning in my head

Right after supper her brother showers twice a week

He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

(1, 2, 3, 4)

3. Dammit

It's alright to tell me

what you think about me

I won't try to argue

or hold it against you

I know that you're leaving

you must have your reasons

The season is calling

your pictures are falling down

The steps that I retrace

The sad look on your face

The timing and structure

Did you hear he fucked her

A day late a buck short

I'm writing the report

On losing and failing

When I move I'm flailing now

And it's happened once again

I'll turn to a friend

Someone that understands

Sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone

and I've been here for too long

To face this on my own

Well I guess this is growing up

Well I guess this is growing up

And maybe I'll see you

at a movie sneak preview

you'll show up and walk by

on the arm of that guy

And I'll smile and you'll wave

we'll pretend it's okay

The charade it won't last

when he's gone I won't come back

And it's happened once again

You'll turn to a friend

Someone that understands

Sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone

and you've been here for too long

To face this on your own

Well I guess this is growing up

Well I guess this is growing up(5X)

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4. Boring

You don't need nothing

and I know that you won't even try

Don't wait for me to help you

it's too late for any of my advice

No trust

All I got is lies

Boring

all right

Misplaced your values

Forgot the importance of being right

don't sit there and act humble

I've heard your story a thousand times

No trust

All I got is lies

Boring

all right

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5. Dick Lips

Please mom

you ground me all the time

I know that I was right all along

And I'm hoping

Remember I'm a kid

I know not what I did just havin' fun

couldn't wait

for something new

And yesterday

I thought of you

It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away

it's too late

I fell through

Nothing to lose

a boy who went out when he finished all his chores

nothing to do

They can't trust me

because i blew it once before

Shit dad

Please don't kick my ass

I now I've seen you trashed at least one time

Can i blame it

on one of my dumb friends

it's been awhile since I've used that line

You couldn't wait

for something new

and yesterday

I thought of you

It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away

it's too late

I fell through

Nothing to lose

a boy who went out when he finished all his chores

nothing to do

They can't trust me

because i blew it once before

(alright)

Nothing to lose

a boy who went out when he finished all his chores

nothing to do

They can't trust me

because i blew it once before

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6. Waggy

Watching your house shrink away in my rear view mirror

as I drive away

wishing that I could take back all those words that meant nothing

that I didn't say

I'm trying to be what you want me to be

But it's so damn hard to keep playing the part of the fool

week after week

I think you need some time alone

You say you want someone to callyour own

Open you eyes

you can suck in your pride

you can live your life all on your own

Is this all going to be just another time

that we play this game

I've tried to convice you that things could be different

but somehow they end up the same

But what did you expect from me

What am I supposed to do

you say that you're starting to feel like you're getting lost

Well I do too

I'm not gonna live this lie again

I know I'll get it right but I don't know when

I'll open my eyes

I've got somethin inside

I'll just jack off in my room until then

It's never over till its done

and I don't think that you're the one (4x)

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7. Enthused

Am I strungout crazy or not allowed

to be the one who gets stupid over you

Lazy laidback maybe you're just on crack

Why am I the one who gets fucked up and confused

GO!

She doesn't care at all

She doesn't care at all

She doesn't care about those times we never shared at all

If I were the last

of the few who always ask

would you still be the same person that I knew

And if it's for me

Another boring story

I swear I'll act enthused

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8. Untitled

I think of a while ago

We might of had it all

I was so stupid then

You needed time to grow

But now jsut as things change

As well my feelings do

In time things rearrange

I am so sick of chasing you

But what do I get cause I just seem to lose

You make me regret those times I spent with you

And playing those games as I wait for your call

Now I give up so good bye and so long

It's not a change of pace

This time I'll get it right

it's not a change of taste

I was the one there last night

you have your other friends

They were there when you cried

Didn't mean to hurt you then

Best friends just won't leave your side

But what do I get cause I just seem to lose Y

ou make me regret those times I spent with you

And playing those games as I wait for your call

Now I give up so good bye and so long

It's not a change of pace

This time I'll get it right

it's not a change of taste

I was the one there last night

When I needed you most when I needed a friend

you let me down now like I let you down then

So sorry

It's over

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9. Apple Shampoo

She didn't mean to deceive you believe me

But sometimes the hardest part is conceiving

The good intentions that you had

now only came to this

and although she saw the mark the arrow missed

It isn't exciting reciting the stories

Of kind words turned hurting

When routine gets boring

Both getting tired of punk rock clubs

And both playing in punk rock bands

The start was something good

But some good things must end

And she said it could never survive

With such differing lives

One home one out on tour again

We may never come back

The strike of the match

The candle burning at both ends

And now she knows too muchI'm too fucked up

It's awkward trying to make my move

I'll pretend that I'm fine

Show up right on time

But I know I'll never be that cool

I never wanted to hold you back

I just wanted to hold on

But my chance is gone

I know just where I stand

A boy trapped in the body of a man

And I'll take what you're willing to give

And I'll teach myself to live

With a walk-on part of a background shot

from a movie I'm not in

She's so important

and I'm so retarded

And now I realize

i should have kissed you in LA

but I drove home all alone

as if I had a choice anyway

Where are you coming from

What are you running from

Is it so hard to see

And if you're feeling scared

remember the time we shared

You know it meant everything (everything)

You know that it meant everything to me

You know that it meant everything to me

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10. Emo

One more time you will laugh about it

and he'll never try to give you more

And I don't care he is such a dick

He treats you like you are a stupid whore

And it seems like things will never change

You go on every cloud is in you way

And I know you feel empty all the time

You'll never listen to anything that I say

She's better off sleeping on the floor

because she fell right off

when all is said

you know it's okay to just want more

Why leave when you claim it is love

But why stay when you're not the only one

She's proved she's strong

Be brave be strong

She's better off sleeping on the floor

because she fell right off

when all is said

you know it's okay to just want more

She's better off sleeping on the floor

Because she fell right off the bed

(2x)

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11. Josie

Yeah my girlfriend

takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive

And she doesn't get all jealous

when I hang out with the guys

She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does

She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero just because

yeah just because

And my girlfriend

Likes UL and DHC

And she's so smart and independent

I don't think she needs me

quite half as much as I know I need her

I wonder why there's not another

guy that she'd prefer

And when I feel like giving up

like my world is falling down

I show up at three a.m.

She's still up watching vacation

and I see her pretty face

It takes me away to a better place and

I know that everything

know that everything

know that everything

everything's gonna be fine

I know that everything

know that everything

know that everything

everything's gonna be fine

And my girlfriend

takes collect calls from the road

and it doesn't seem to matter

that I'm lacking in the bulge

She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does

She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero just

because

And when I feel like giving up

like my world is falling down

I show up at three a.m.

She's still up watching vacation

and I see her pretty face

It takes me away to a better place and

I know that everything

know that everything

know that everything

everything's gonna be fine(8x)

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12. A New Hope

I've got her in my head

At night when i go to bed

and I know it sounds lame

but she's the girl of my dreams

And of course I'd do anything for her

I'd search the moons of Endor

I'd even walk naked through the deserts of Tatooine

Princess Leia where are you tonight

and who's laying there by your side

Every night i fall asleep with you

and I wake up alone

And even though I'm not as cool as Han

i still want to be your man

You're exactly the kind of Alderranian that I need

But when you when you were available

I was drinking colt 45's with Lando

I was hanging out in the cantina on Mos Eisley

Princess Leia where are you tonight

and who's laying there by your side

Every night i fall asleep with you

and I wake up alone

Princess Leia Princess Leia

Princess Leia where are you tonight

and who's laying there by your side

Every night i fall asleep with you

and I wake up alone

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13. Degenerate

Crossed the street

naked at night

Bent over to show some moonlight

Pulled out some beer and gulped it down

Nude in a gutter is how I was found

Thrown in a police car and the door slammed

no noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed

Now in prison for one month no one to see

All I got is this guy Ben Dover

Don't like hesh-don't like rap-

kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat-

I'm a jerk I'm a punk

Took a shower cause I stunk-

Smoked a bong killed a cat-

had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got nude-I wore a thong-

For a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows

Forgot that I left my pants down

Bent over to pick them up

Felt a twelve gauge next to my !@#$%^

The famer took me to his house

Showed me the closet from the inside out

The police came and took me away

Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

Don't like hesh-don't like rap-

kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat-

I'm a jerk I'm a punk

Took a shower cause I stunk-

Smoked a bong killed a cat-

had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got nude-I wore a thong-

For a hobby I make bombs

(repeat)

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14. Lemmings

A freight train to the right

feeling that sting of pride

It's fucking with me it's fucking with you

All's fair in love and war

until you say it isn't but you're wrong

Words on the back of flyers

My clothes are in the dryer

It means nothing

Nothing is changing La familia is dead and gone

The children grew up and moved on

Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time

I'm only asking for what is mine

It wanted everything

I got it now I'm gonna throw it away

I'll throw it away yeah

Prime select and a box of glazed

Pulling fly-bys on days

When we were young and innocent

Elbow drop sundays

When mark eaton got beat to shit

Laughing at the bands we hate

all the spots we used to skate

They're still there but we've gone our own ways

I know it's for the best

But sometimes I wonder

Will I ever have friends like you again

Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time

I'm only asking for what is mine

It wanted everything

I got it now I'm gonna throw it away

I'll throw it away yeah

(repeat)

You're gonna drown in themeesyou make

You self-inflicted hate

You turn you back on the friends yo lose

When they don't follow all your rules

But people are what they want to be

They're not lemmings to the sea

maybe it's time that you looked at yourself

Stop blaming life on someone else

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15. I'm Sorry

Don't bide your time

'Cause it is almost over

And I know you're down

And I'll see you around

And I know it hurts

But you're just getting older

And I know you'll win

You'll do it once again

Just yesterday

It always seemed like such a dream

We're unstoppable, indestructable

Nothing happens to our machine

And there's no harm

At least nothing I can see

As for you, not so true

You couldn't choose where his road would lead

What a loss

You just lost all your sleep

And we've always thought That this could never happen, you see

That it's so hard

You gotta get up on your feet

'Cause the only way, I gotta say

Is to move on through the week

Don't bide your time

'Cause it is almost over

And I know you're down

And I'll see you around

And I know it hurts

But you're just getting older

And I know you'll win

You'll do it once again

Sorry [x16] (

Sorry...) Happened to you [x4]

Don't bide your time

'Cause it is almost over

And I know you're down

And I'll see you around

And I know it hurts

But you're just getting older

And I know you'll win

You'll do it once again

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