Here is the student:
You may often find these creatures in your classrooms expecting lessons. If you do not get it right for them, they may make your working life a living hell or they may not listen to or care about what you are saying. I don't know if you care that they are not listening but that is up to you. These bizarre creatures are not for you to understand but, if you please them, you will be greatly rewarded. There are a few types of student:
- 'Greebos'
Greebos are the
outcasts of society,
other people like to
think that these
greebos are unhappy
about this, this is
not true. They are
non-conformists, they
are rebels!
- 'Trendies'
These are the
conformists, the
'popular kids', in
general it is not cool
for these people to be
clever.
- 'Teacher's Pets'
Teachers pets, the
abnormally attentive
members of the class,
always answering
questions, eager to
help. Students who
will help and answer
questions is not
necessarily a teacher's
pet, they have to be
ridiculously eager
to do those things.
- 'Neutrals'
Neutrals are the
students who will
answer questions and
do not write highly
morbid things all over
their work/homework
diaries. They are often
called greebos as they
do not fit in with
trendies, but they
are not greebos!