Repigula quickly set about making plans to spoil her waters and ravage her forests and spend her treasury by giving her money to his friends the corporate giants. He smirked and licked his chops as he contrived a gas crisis with his Sheiks in the East and his evil Enron trolls in the West. He raced far and wide throughout the land, in his oversized, eight cylinder, SUV, declaring that the good people of California ( as well as the other blue state denizens ) must suffer through a period of darkness for their sins. He chortled as he added poison to the drinking water and offerred the good citizens children spoiled meats. Repigula was an odious little man with a sordid past of corruption and dirty dealings. The son of another corrupt man who would be king... He engaged in great debauchery and excess until at forty years of age when he took claim that he had become one with his God But the people were not fooled... and the people didn't want the blood thirsty, spoiled, little emperor, known for his tiny boots with the residential seal from Texas. The people marched and rallied against the corrupt conquerer but alas...he reigned "un-supreme" and retained his most un-rightful throne by way of five other corrupt rulers. |