The James Gallery
What a day is like in the life of James
Hello. I'm James's car, and I will be your host during this trek through the adventures of James. My scanners have recorded some of the greatest highlights in the the days of James's life, and here I shall allow you to access my comprehensive database. So carry on, and enjoy this gallery of James moments. And always remember, in the words of my silver predecessor . . . appreciate the car.
The great and mighty Kristina, looming powerfully over her subjects.
Jared, seen here in the heart of imperial territory, having infiltrated the evil lair of two of the empresses. Never fear though, Jared had plenty of cookies before arriving, so his superpowers are at peak.
"Okay baby, you're eating! Like an animal! That's the pose I'm looking for! Yeah, baby, yeah! Those vegetables are putty in your hands!"
My scanners caught this assassination attempt by the Dark Empress Lindsey, further revealing the great evil of Empress Heather's twisted, brainwashed minions. Fortunately, James's head is fingerproof.
This is James testing one of his genius inventions. When in this new ultra cyborg mode, James is impervious to imperial attacks, and also allows him to chase after blue ghosts on a dotted grid . . . no wait, that's someone else . . .
Karl, pondering the deep things that Karl ponders.
Now this one just gets my engine running. Unfortunately I only go for women with metal chassis.
