As you can see, James lives an adventurous but dangerous life, so sometimes I have to be a little stealthy to get the data I need. Never fear though, these records didn't manage to slip past my covert scanners!
During one such covert operation, I caught this rare photo of Vice President Lindsey meeting with Dark Empress Lindsey. As you can see, President Tyfnae's top hitwoman is eyeing Empress Heather's top hitwoman quite intensely, plotting what only she knows in her complex but dangerous mind. Which Lindsey is the deadliest you ask? Well, James didn't stick around to find out . . .
And here is one of my file photos of "The Russian" in action, during one of her undercover spy missions. One may be safe to assume that she won this game too, as her opponent lost by default when a poolstick mysteriously penetrated his throat, proving once again that this is one femme fatale never to be underestimated . . .
Speaking of covert and deadly, this photo documents one of the President's early campaigns, in which she enlisted the services of James and the mighty one, Matt. Using their combined cunning and Matt's disguise as Uncle Sam, her opponents never stood a chance. After all, who would ever say no to Sam?
It was only a matter of time before the two political superpowers would finally clash. Here Sean John and the President face off as he unleashes his latest scheme to take her throne. "I tell you whut! I'm gonna be the new Prezdent in this here office, so you just stop you're hootin' and a hollerin'!" Tyfnae, however, only replied with "Uuuh-huh" and then sicked V.P. Lindsey and her secret service men on him. That photo has been removed for graphic content. He'll be back though . . .
NOW TIME FOR STUPID MATT TRICKS!
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