Mr.Popo is training.
Mr.Popo>999999999999999.99, 1000000000000000.00.
Ubuu>Hey Mr.Popo.
Mr.Popo>Zup.
Ubuu>Do you know where Gohan is?
Mr.Popo>In Dende’s room.
At Dende’s room……
Gohan>Hercule beat me up again.
Dende>D*****, you gotta start fighting back
Gohan>No one can fight Hercule and win.
Ubuu>Gohan, I got some bad news.
Gohan>What?
Ubuu>Brolly’s back.
Gohan>But Hercule killed him!!!!
Ubuu>Yes, I know.
Gohan>No one can survive Hercule!!!!!
Mr.Popo>I almost did.
Gohan>H*** no!
Mr.Popo>F*** you.
Flash back……
Mr.Popo>Mr.Mofo!!!!!
Mr.Mofo hits Hercule.
Hercule uses Cho satan bang blinding tri-beam spirit senko bomb makonkosipa ultra super mega hyper amazing attack.
It makes a hole in Mr.Popo’s stomach.
Mr.Popo regenerates.
Mr.Popo>I’m part Namek!!!!!
Hercule>Cho…satan…bang…blinding…tri-beam…spirit…senko…bomb…makonkosipa…ultra…super…mega…hyper…amazing…attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The attack shoots Mr.Popo out of the ring.
Announcer>Hercule wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hercule>Yeah!!!!!!!!
Flash back ends……
Mr.Popo>F***. I’ll kill Brolly with my bare hands!!!!
Gohan>OK?
Later at Orange Star High…
Shapener>Hey Videl.
Videl>What?
Sharpener>Did you see your father kick Gohan’s a**?
Gohan>Piggy.
Sharpener>Oh f***!!!!!!!!!!!!!
English teacher>Let me guess, Sharpener you have to s***.
Sharpener>Yes!!!!!!!
English teacher>Well, letting you s*** is allowed, so no!!!!!!!
Videl’s watch thing that tells her something bad is happening, rings.
Police>Videl, Hugh Hefner (the guy who makes Play Boy) is on a train going directly of a cliff!!!
Gohan>No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Videl>On my way. Teacher can I go?
English Teacher>Sure.
Gohan>Great Saiyaman ’s going to beat her to him. Then I’ll get so many Play Boy magazines. Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
English teacher>Well of course………………………………not!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sharpener>I can’t hold it in much longer!!!!!
Sharpener>(fart)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ground shakes.
Gohan>That’s it! Uhh…uhhhhhh…oh God…… Ohhhhhh…..uuhhhh….(fart)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
English teacher>It’s a 99.0 Earth quake!!!!!!!!(10.0 is largest)
Gohan>Runs out.
Gohan>Protector of the weak blah,blah,blah…The Great Saiyaman!!!!!!
Mean while……
Videl>I can stop the train, don’t worry.
Train’s coming…
Videl>Stop!
Train passes.
Videl>(scream)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Train’s out of site. Videl’s shirt falls to the ground with no site of Videl.
Police>Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plain, it’s…
Police2>Let’s shoot it down!!!!!!
Great Saiyaman stops the train with 1 hand. Grabs Hugh.
Great Saiyaman>Are you OK Hugh
Train falls off cliff. People scream to a bloody death.