Jerry>Palace is cheating on you again.
Goten>F***!!!!
Audience>W****, w****, w*****!!!
Jerry>Roll the tape.
On the tape…
Palace>Goten I’m a prostitute. Wait, a truck stop whore!!
Palce>Hey, wanna have sex?
Trucker>Sex? OK!!
Later…
Goten>Oh, I’m also still sleeping with Gohan.
Tape ends…
Todd>Keep on trucking, keep on trucking!
Audience>Keep on trucking, keep on trucking!!!
Jerry>Meet Palace.
Palace walks out.
Goten>F****** w****.
Palace>Shut up.
Jerry>Roll the next tape.
On a different tape…
Gohan>Palace, I’ve got a secret you’ll want to know. I been sleeping with Bulma.
Bulma is covered with cool whip.
Bulma>Yep. Every single night.
Gohan>Come on Jerry, let’s see why Bulma’s a better lover.
Gohan and Bulma go on a fairest wheel. They take of their clothes and have sex. Then they put their clothes back on.
Later…
Gohan and Bulma are sitting on a park bench. Bulma gets on top of Gohan and starts jumping up and down.
Cop>Hey, stop that. This is a public area!!!
Bulma and Gohan go to a fancy restaurant.
Gohan>Wanna do something?
Bulma>OK.
They get underneath a table. It starts shaking. They get throne out of the restaurant.
Tape ends…
Goten>Well that was the best tape I’ve ever seen, what about you Palace?
Jerry>Meet Gohan and Bulma.
Gohan and Bulma are naked and on top of each other and roll out on stage.
Palace runs at them. Steve and Hal grab her.
Audience and Goten>Sit down w****, sit down w***, sit down w****!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry>We’ll be back!
Meanwhile….
Trunks>I got a date!!
Goku>With who?
Trunks>Her name is Gill.
Meanwhile…
Pilaf>Exellent. The Fembot is working. And are new assassin, #3 will kill Trunks and Goku.
Someloser>Idiot.
Pilaf>When I’m upset Mr.Bigglesworth gets angry, and when Mr.Bigglesworth gets angry PEOPLE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pilaf gets his cat’s paw and touches a button.
Someloser falls into a pit of H***.
Shou>Who’s #3?
Pilaf>Hehehehehehehehehehehe someone who survived Hercule.
Mai>Mr.Popo?
Pilaf>Brolly! Wahaha wahaha wahaha.
Someloser2>Idiotic laugh.
Pilaf>Mr.Bigglesworth is upset!!!!
Someloser2 falls into a pit of h***.
Pilaf>Right now #3 is fighting………..Mr.Popo!!
Meanwhile…..
Mr.Popo>Mr.Mofo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It hits Brolly and bounces off.
Brolly>Nerd Killer Attack!!!!!
It hits Mr.Popo.
Mr.Popo>Hercule taught me this. Cho satan bang blinding tri-beam spirit senko bomb makonkosipa ultra super mega hyper amazing attack!!!!!!!!!!
It hits Brolly and does nothing.
Mr.Popo>Hypnotic a** attack!!!!!!
Mr.Popo pulls down his pants and spanks his a**. It starts to jiggle.
Brolly>It’s hypnotic.
Mr.Popo>Stare into my a**!!!
Brolly>My eyes are burning!!!!!!!!!
Brolly looks at his a**. He become hypnotized.
Mr.Popo>Cho…satan…bang…blinding…tri-beam…spirit…senko…bomb…makonkosipa…ultra…super…mega…hyper…amazing…attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!