Vegeta>My son is not quite evil enough.
Pilaf>Meet Fembot #2003.
Fembot #2003 walks in.
Vegeta>This is a very sensitive subject.
Vegeta>From the moment I heard Bulma, say I had a son. I said cool ‘cause beating him might be some fun. Evil Saiyan should not talk about his feelings. My hurt and my pain don’t make me to appealing. Thought Trunks would look up to me. Be an evil Saiyan, like in the family. Kill nice people just like his dear old dad. Become King; steal the things I never had. Trunks, think I was a cool guy. Beat me up, make me wanna cry. Be evil. Have my feelings too. I’d kill Barney; He’d kill the Pooh. But Trunks rejected me. Use Blinding Attack on me. Life is cruel, treat you unfairly. But God must be. Fembot #2003 you complete me.
Shou and Mai>Just the 2 of us. We can make it if we try. Just the 2 of us.
Fembot #2003>You and I.
Shou and Mai>Just the 2 of us. We can make it if we try. Just the 2 of us.
Fembot #2003>You and I.
Shou and Mai>Just the 2 of us. We can make it if we try. Just the 2 of us.
Fembot #2003>You and I.
Pilaf>Good work #2.
Meanwhile…..
Pan>Grandpa, did you ever wish back your mojo?
Goku>S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Later….
Chi-Chi>Hey Goku, wanna hop on the good foot and do the bad thing?
Goku>Uh, remember when I lost my mojo? S*** what am I going to do?
Piccolo>You can…Dragon, dragon, hump the dragon. DragonBallZ. Dragon, dragon, hump the dragon, Hump the Z!!!!!
Chi-Chi>How long have you been here?
Piccolo>Ever since I saw you take a shower.
Chi-Chi>You’ve seen me nude!!?
Piccolo>Every one has.
Goku>I sale tickets.
Chi-Chi>You sale tickets, and we take baths in a garbage can?
Goku>I spent all the money on drugs and boozes.
Meanwhile….
Gill goes into Goku’s house and steals the Dark Star DragonBalls.
Later….
Pilaf>Come on Lotta Vagina, make Mr.Bigglesworth happy.
Shou hands Pilaf a wrapped gift.
Shou>Happy f****** birthday.
Mai hands Pilaf a wrapped gift too.
Mai>Hope your next 50 years are as miserable as my life.
Pilaf>Thank you all. Now Brolly has had a bit of trouble. Mr.Popo has use the "Hypnotic A** Attack". Now who remembers my “time machine”? With it I will travel to the moment of Mr.Popo’s birth and annihilate him.
#82>Stupid.
Pilaf>Huh, what’s that Mr.Bigglesworth? Oh, you want him to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile….
Brolly>The pain!!!
Mr.Popo>Now it’s time to finish you off. Mr.Mofo Attack!!!!!!!
Mr.Mofo Attack hits Brolly, but doesn’t hurt him.
Hercule>Fool.
Brolly>Hercule!!!!!!!
Hercule>Weak puny warrior, you suck!!!!
Mr.Popo>You couldn’t kill him either.
Hercule>Cho satan bang blinding tri-beam spirit senko bomb makonkosipa ultra super mega hyper amazing attack.
It kills Brolly.
Hercule>Has the Force taught you nothing?
Mr.Popo and Hercule make swords out of Ki energy.
Mr.Popo>Qui-gon Jinn has taught you well.
Hercule>Obi-wan has taught you well but your skills are not complete.
They both hit each other. They both block the others shot.
Mr.Popo>We’ll fight to the death.
Meanwhile….
Jerry>Meet Gill, she says she has a secret for her boyfriend.
Gill>I’m a man, a stripper, a prostitute, a truck stop w****, a man, a homosexual, a lesbian, and a robot.
Jerry>D***.
Todd>Freak!
Audience>Freak, freak, freak, freak!!!!
Jerry>Meet Trunks.
Trunks runs out on stage and Jimmy grabs him.
Trunks>You f****** w**** of a b****. You go to H***, you go to h*** and you die. Mother f****** b**** a** s***. C*** of a d*** w****.
Todd>I’m sorry but your going to have to leave.
Trunks>Why!?
Todd>Well, you said 12 curse words and are censers aren’t doing a good job.
Todd and Steve take Trunks out of the building
Jerry>This is a h*** of a classy show!!!