One day Santa Singh was home and he went to the kitchen, opened the sugar bottle, peeped inside and closed it.  His wife was seeing this.  After some time Santa again went to the kitchen, opened the sugar bottle, peeped inside and closed it.

His wife again saw this.

Santa Singh again and again did the same thing.  His wife was puzzled at why did he do something like this.

So, she asked Santa, “Why did you open the sugar bottle, see inside and close it often?”

Santa Singh replied, “I am a Sugar patient you know....... Our doctor advised me to check up the sugar often”.

A Sardarji bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the signal.  Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, “How much should I pay to turn right?

The Policeman was astonished and asked, “Why are you asking like this”?

Then Sardarji showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the  road :

“Free left turn”

Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway.

Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing.

The bystander : A Marathon race is going on

Jugnu Singh : What do they get from that ?

Bystander : The winner will get a prize.

Jugnu Singh : Then why are the other running ?

Jugnu Singh : I was born in the Punjab.

Harpal Singh : Oh really, which part ?

Jugnu Singh : All of me, silly.

Jugnu : Tell me five Ferocious animals you can think of...

Harpal : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.

Q :  How can you recognize Jugnu Singh in a submarine ?

A : He is the one with the parachute on his back.

Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.

“Is this one one one one ?”, says the voice.

“No, this is eleven eleven.”

“Are you sure it  isn’t one one one one ?”

“No, this is eleven eleven.”

“Well, wrong number,  I am Harpal calling, sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night.”

‘That’s all right, mister.  I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway.”

By

T. Arun Chakravarthy 

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