Simon's Say
kungfunurse@visi.com
This was inspired by several conversations I had with PJ about her
story, In Deepest Consequence, which can be found on the 852 archive.
J/B pre-slash
Warning: Simon angst ahead.
It was, Simon thought, almost as though the past four years hadn't
happened. Had un-happened. In a strange twilight zone
moment Jim's life had been de-Blaired for this quiet office visit, and
so they were back at the beginning. Back where it had all started.
"Simon, I need to take some time off."
And now, now Simon could do it right. Say it right. Instead
of blowing off his soon to be best friend Simon could say with casual
ease, "Hey Jimbo, you're not going crazy. It's just that Sentinel
stuff getting to you. Take a week off. Hell, we'll both
take a week off, go fishing, and figure these senses of yours
together. Just two friends, two cops, two guys, together."
No need for bouncy anthro-geeks to muddy the waters. No need to
let some long haired hippy steal the bronze ring out from under him.
But the twilight zone was kid's stuff, and Simon lived in a world of
harsh reality and twisting disappointment. So he knew that his
friendship with Jim was a creature initially born of Sandburg's
imagination, one that Blair so vividly believed in that it had grown
wings and breath of it's own.
You could hate a man, for that.
"Simon. Simon, are you listening? I said-"
"I heard you the first time." cranked Simon. "What's so
important this time? Something even Sandburg the Great can't
solve?"
"Very funny, Simon," Jim smiled quietly back. "No, it's not
really a problem. I mean, yes, it's problematic, but it's not exactly
trouble. We just...just need a few days to clear up
some...things."
"Things." Simon repeated doubtfully, the full weight of his deep
voice expressing his thoughts on the matter. "I'm going to need
more than that Jim." Then he leaned forward, trying to believe in
a fantastic creature of his own, one that had no roots or conception in
Blair's curly head. "We've been friends for a long time,
Jim. Since day one when you walked in here with that Seventies
porn star mustache we had that respect, that vibe. Talk to me,
Jimbo."
And it seemed to work. Jim smiled more broadly and leaned closer
to Simon, including him in his impossibly won confidence.
"You see, Simon," Jim whispered conspiratorially, "it's actually pretty
funny. Don't tell Blair that, though. The poor kid
practically had a panic attack right on top of me." Jim chuckled
wickedly at the thought, and Simon chuckled too, delighted to be part
of Jim's secret.
"Well, go on!" He demanded, ready to be drawn in.
"It's really, my God it's too incredible Simon," Jim enthused, large
graceful hands carving shapes in Simon's air. "Blair...."
Simon waited for it, knowing it would be good.
"He zoned."
Simon's mind was still waiting. He could feel the curser blinking
at the top of the page, waiting for the necessary input to finish the
command. Slowly it dawned on him that he was running an old
program.
"Sandburg...zoned."
"Yes." Jim replied, brimming with pleased satisfaction.
"But, how...."
"Oh, I know," Jim continued, too pleased and excited to keep
quiet. "The Guide's not supposed to zone. Blair just about
committed seppuku when he realized that he'd somehow managed to render
himself 'useless' to his Sentinel."
Jim chuckled as though this were some great joke, and Simon was still
flipping through floppies in his head, trying to find the current
Operating System to boot up.
"But that's not the best part." Jim continued. "Blair did
some research after his zone, well, our zone," and Jim sounded so smug,
so possessive of that particular moment, "and it turns out we've been
going about this all wrong."
"Wrong?" Simon parroted, wondering if the Sandburg zone supplied
visitor pamphlets for the chronically realistic.
"Yes." Jim hissed triumphantly. "We can control it.
All of it. The Sentinel stuff. The Shaman stuff. The
spirit animals and seeing ghosts and vague premonitions. All of
it! See, we've been so focused on getting my senses under control
that we've completely neglected Blair's side of things. He hasn't
had the chance to really, uh, connect with me. I mean, I can just
smell him across the room or hear him anywhere in the building, but,
you know his senses are…"
"Normal." Simon finished for him. "But I still don't see
what-"
"He was overcompensating!" Jim interrupted impatiently.
"You know, using one skill too much, to the point that he forgot about
his others and that's what finally tripped him up. We just need
some time to give him access to me so he can, um, play around a
little. Explore."
Jim's grin just couldn't get any bigger, and he was glowing, absolutely
beaming with his joy.
"And that's why we need some time off," Jim concluded, as though
this made perfect sense to anyone at all. "We need time, to,
well, you know."
"No, no I don't." Simon managed to grate out.
"We need to make it good for each other." Jim explained, joyful
shyness coloring his finely sculpted features. "And if I'm lucky,
and God it looks like I'm going to be the luckiest man on Earth, this
is going to be a frequent thing."
"As in...lucky lucky?"
Simon ventured, finally cottoning on as a churning, horrified feeling
made itself known in his gut.
"Frequent."
"You and....and Sandburg."
"Exclusive." Jim formed the word, savoring each vowel and
consonant on his lips and tongue. Savoring them the way he'd soon
be savoring Sandburg.....
And this was why Simon had always known that he didn't want to know
about this Sentinel stuff. No more than it took to get the best
work out of his best detective. Because now he knew too much, too
much and it would never be enough. He'd never be close enough
because Sandburg, Blair, had gotten there first.
"You can take the weekend off. That's it. I expect you
bright and early Monday morning..."
The blustering words fell out of Simon's mouth by rote. Some
pre-taped and pre-played version of a police captain rattled off the
expected party line. And Jim just smiled as though he'd expected
nothing else. Then he rose and turned to hug his long haired
partner who was even now bouncing in unannounced into Simon's domain.
"Time, Chief, it's time," Jim murmured gently into Sandburg's
hair.
And Simon sat behind his desk, watching his best friend and his
friend's best friend leave, with a pile of ashes and broken dreams in
his lap.
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