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Oh,
so you managed to click the "About Us" link.
First
of all, congratulations. Your skill with the mouse is to be commended.
In case you're wondering, this is a site of innuendo, prevarications
and outright lies. We also soapbox on occasion when something
irritates us, which means we'll be soapboxing a lot. Therefore,
this site's a collection of odd stuff, from writings (of any kind),
to a golden chance for you to vent your frustrations in print.
Ain't we good to you?
We think so.
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Bingy
Bingy's a warm-hearted, practical person who loves
to go travelling and build castles when she's free. Of course, she'll
also dabble in soapboxing and gorge on tubs of ice-cream while she's
at it. She likes all things English, and has a penchant for men
like Orli (Orlando Bloom. Shame on you, didn’t watch or hear
of Lord of the Rings?) Once in a while, she likes to nitpick stuff
(all right, all the friggin’ time, who are
we kidding here?), but most of the time, she's always good for a
hug and a bitch-session.
Bingy's wacky sense of humour and razor-sharp wit
make her a perfect travelling companion, but just grab the bed first
before she does, and keep all books with bad sex-scenes away from
her. No guarantee what she'll do! (sshh, nitpick. What *were* you
thinking?) Bingy likes to sulk in order to gain more online hugs
and "there, there"s. But her good humour is easily restored
once we present her a bowl of yummy yong tau foo. You’ll never
find a more lovable, huggable person than Bingy, really. Just remember
to give her an entire box of pralines while you’re at it.
Bingy likes
to construct things with her hands, apart from writing really good,
steamy sex scenes. She loves to go castle searching and run her
hands all over the disgusting brick, and once in a while she indulges
in palm printing on all the walls she can find. She's been chased
out of Buckingham Palace for trying to imprint something on the
Queen's butt, no less.
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Junny
Junny is a 20-something purist with penchants for
all things Italian and most things Spanish. Her teeth are set on
edge by bad grammar, lousy spelling and horrid punctuation. Junny's
logic is impeccable and most of the time, unarguable. That comes
from four years of Law training...sadly, none of that is undoable.
Junny is looking to plague North America in the coming future, after
which she intends to wreak havoc on the unsuspecting denizens of
the EU.
Junny's a football freak, try Real Madrid and Juventus
for size, and has been known to rip down walls with her bare hands
in the event of their losing. She has one last weakness...men named
Max, but they have to fit a certain profile. What profile, you ask?
So glad you did…click here
to find out. (Shameless self-plug).
Junny
has a propensity for pasta, particularly pasta cooked by Chinese
chefs with long, curling moustaches. She believes that there's nothing
more piquant and original than a dish created by a Chinese Pasta
Chef. Junny is also into running with the bulls in Pamplona and
has been gored several times in the exact same spot, sheer bad luck
rather than rotten planning, but into each life must a little rain
fall. Junny is always the first to cheer on the matador and call
for that particular Spanish specialty. (You know, the one that involves
the testicles of the bull that lost that day…?)
Junny's warm heart, readiness to help and weakness for dark chocolate
makes her the perfect being to have on your side, particularly on
a fog-filled Halloween night.
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Bingy & Junny write under the pseudonyms of Ari & Summer Snow respectively.
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