Cobra
Commander: Tell the
readers why you joined Cobra.
Steven
Saint Helens: I
wanted to do something positive for my people - my country - my planet.
CC: But surely others think that Cobra is
out to destroy the world? (Wink)
Steven: Not at all. Cobra is my life now. Before I was treated like crap - I was told
I didn't have what it takes to 'be a man' I didn’t want some boring office hob,
I find Joes boring too.
CC: Couldn't agree more. If I hear Yo Joe
once more I'll scream!
Steven: I know what ya mean. Sad aren't they? I love and enjoy working on
Cobra Magazine. It's fun and creative.
Soundwave, my pet snake loves to drape over my shoulders when I work. He's so tame and I love him - and he loves
me. He's white, black and grey, small.
He's part of the family.
CC: Sure is. For the readers, what are your favourite foods?
Steven: I'm vegetarian. Most things without red or white meat.
CC: Can't say I'm a vege, but try some of
this guys dishes. Mmm!
Steven: (Smiles) Thanks. Although he still won't show me his face or
tell me his real name, he's never hurt, yelled at or threatened me, despite the
negative publicity he gets and Joe Propaganda. Hey! I think this guy's sexy too! (Smile) and he didn't make me sat
this.
CC: Shucks.
You're not so bad yourself young one.
Steven: Thanks (smile) It's great to be part of
the team. Tanya's great too. I can feel
now you'll see eye to eye with us. The
Joes go berserk trying to stop us. They
don't care about us and all the hard work we put in trying to organise the
world. They think they're the good
guys, but they're all talk and shoot 'em up.
They're only brave with their big guns.
CC: You know what they say about men with big guns.
Steven: Yeah.
They're nothing but testosterone driven maniacs - even the woman. I was cornered by Sergeant Slaughter once,
poked his massive gun in my face. The
damned bugger near killed me. I was
only 17 (I'm 20 now) He scared the crap out of me, told me that I was wrong and
a fool to be messed up with Cobra - when Cobra saved my life, my future. Thanks
to Cobra I have a future. The Gi-Jerk
called me a wimp and a no good worm.
Now I ask you - is that the degrading stuff good guys are name of? I think not. Goodies who don't care about the lives of others? If you prick us
do we not bleed? We think, therefore we are.
True heroes are measured by the side of their hearts not the size of
their (censored). Give Cobra a chance and we'll show you we are not the
enemy.
CC: You can see why I hired this guy.
Steven: . Loyal to the death I am.
CC: Let's hope it doesn't come to that. We'd hate to lose you.
Steven: I'd hate to lose me too, CC! You see
people, Cobra people are just like you - and don't let that Yo yo Jo Yoes tell
you otherwise. Coooooooobra!
CC: (Shivers) Ohh he does that so well. COOOOOOOBRAAAAAA!
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