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“Ewan, darling really!” cried the older woman stepping down the stairs onto the main floor grinning clutching a large straw hat in her hand.

“Aunt Fifi! What are you doing!?”

The woman blinked standing peckishly at the base of the stairwell, ”Why visiting dear!” She smirked, ”What…or should I say, who are you doing?”

Ewan pushed me forcefully off of him, and stomped over to his Aunt as looked him up and down, “Really Nephew, you’ve never been able to get over that body painting. Very nice though. Have you been working out? I must say, you look in top form today.”

“How the fu…frack did you get in here?!”

She gestured back up the stairwell, “Oh up there,there’s a window unlocked.”

“Couldn’t you knock like everyone else!?”

“Well baby, I did. But no one heard me, so I snuck in and knocked on the door up there. You didn’t answer,so I came in.”

He stared in amazement at the short woman with the massive straw hat swinging around helter-skelter upsetting the plantlife on nearby table.

“Well, don’t just stand there. Introduce me to that pretty little boyfriend of yours over there.”

I peered over the edge of the couch thankful for the conveniently placed throw pillow protecting rather awkward areas from the gaze of the sharp little aunt. She knelt down supporting herself on one hand looking me closely in the face. Quite suddenly, seeming to have come to a startling revelation she cried,“ahhhhhhhhhhh…He’s so cute!”

She looked over at Ewan reading what his chest said and turned back to me, “You must be a Jonathan Rhys Meyers!” She hugged me laughing, “I guess I should have recognized you!” Fifi then pinched me on the cheek as I was sure she would and leaned forward suddenly looking more serious than perhaps the occasion called for. “My son’s a good catch, eh?”

I nodded nervously as she stood up turning to Ewan and lewdly said, “Finally found the mouth to match your cock, eh?” He gasped as she passed him waving goodbye, “Well you boys have fun. I’ll come back later Ewan when you’re less busy. You keep him happy Jonny my boy! I’m heading off to church ya know.”

She trotted up the stairs while Ewan still stood there with his eyes wide as he very quietly drew out, “I’m so sorry about that. I can’t believe she said or didany of that.

I pulled at a loose strand in the couch, “Ah no. Really. I’m flattered. Don’t worry about it. It’s nota problem.”

“She doesn’t…ok…she usually does act like that. But she was in Tahiti. She said she would be gone for several months. So much for that.”

I just sat the whole time watching him complain without listening at all having wonderfully delicious and sexual thoughts about him wishing desperately he would just let it go and come back to the couch so I could have my way with him. Never such a thing would occur though because yet another shadow came down the stairs.

It was the poodle Rudolph with the tag on its red collar jingling cheerfully. It ran up to Ewan licking his calf begging for attention. He reached down patting its little poodle head looking confused. “Hiya little buddy! Who are you? How’d you get in?”

A taller shadow followed revealing itself as a Jude Law. He flashed his green eyes around the room quickly looking menacing. He knew what was going on. He licked his lips walking slowly towards Ewan barely looking at him picking up an errant glass filling it with water from the tap. He strode to him pouring the water on his chest smearing the ink displaying my ownership and dipped down quickly to lick up a trail of ink as he pushed him against a wall forcefully kissing him.

Without thinking I leapt from the couch and ran up to Jude to pull him away. He turned pulling my fist in mid-flight twisting it and whispered, “Go home. This is mine. You ought to know better than to mess with me. “

I yelled something more in protest as I watched him lean forward for another kiss the ink displaying my ownership dripping down his chest and legs onto the cold, cement floor. Jude turned and smiled at me, “You want this don’t you?” He gestured towards Ewan who was suppressed against the wall panting with his eyes closed and his head thrown back. He ran his tongue up Ewan's throat slipping it inside his mouth and pulling awaywhispering “What do you want, him or me?”

His eyes flipped open again as he looked at me, then Jude, and back again. He stammered for several minutes making Jude and I quite antsy finally delivering a rather inconclusive conclusion, “C-C-Ca…” We both yelled encouragement to get him to finish, “Can’tI…have you both?”

Jude relaxed a bit with a loud, “Hmm….”. He turned to me and quite congenially asked, “What do you think Jonny? Think about it. We could pamper him together, take walks in the park with him. When I’m busy, you could take care of him and vice versa. I think with two of us to take care of him, I think he’d be much better off. And really Jonny, I must say my sexual interest in you has elevated these past months substantially. Wait…. I tell a lie. I’m really sexually obsessed with both of you. I come to this conclusion, pardon the pun, after masturbating yesterday evening at the thought of you two mudwrestling for me. Therefore, I am led to believe this would be a positive change for both of us providing that of course, you have a sexual interestin me.”

It seemed in every way logical realizing that I certainly had a sexual interest in him after looking down noticing the absence of the conveniently placed throw pillow. I nodded. “OK”.

He swung his left arm to clasp my shoulder pulling me against the wall next to Ewan as he barred us on either side with his arms. Then he…

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