Metallica is currently in the studio working on a new
album...insiders have reported that the title of the
new album is likely going to be "Happy Flower Land"............
Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine was recently arrested
for public nudity. "I just felt like taking my chlothes
off and runnning around" was all he had to say...............
Cliff Burton isn't really dead...He's living in my basement.
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.............Kurt Cobain is in my attic.............
James Hetfield had another on stage accident recently.
Although injuries were minor(a slight sweat and chipped
nail) he is allright, and will be returning on tour shortly.........
Guns N' Roses approached Metallica with the idea of
colaborating on a new sound. After the Toronto Fiasco
in the early ninties, Metallica non-hesitantly declined.
Axl Rose then became very infuriated, and went wild.
Police are stlii searching for parts of Lars Ulrich's body.
