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Full Name: Joshua B. Crump
Age:18
Handel: Mantis, Ninjabynight, Ninjaboy
Employment: Current job at Blockbuster. If you want the most fun job in the world, work at Blockbuster. And no, I'm NOT sucking up to my manager Kevin who might come to this webpage, nope, not at all. hahah.
Hobbies: Employ myself as hired Ninja (when healthy), computer geek, car lover (I got an Accord TypeR), stealing stuff from -restraunts (mustard and spoons mostly)
Fav. Color: Blue/Navy Blue
Likes: Being hidden, sports (playing and watching), talking with people, having dreams about an old shirtless man passing out and falling over ( http://roadtrip2000.com )
Dislikes: people that lie and lie badly, people who try to be who they're not, hate, black jelly beans, being awakened by the phone
-If I was stranded on a desert island and I was a hotdog, yes, I would eat myself.
-If you don't get caught, then it can't be all that bad.
-If you do get caught, you arn't a Ninja.
-Batman is the coolest superhero, although it can be debated... it won't be.
-If you tailgate a cowboy on the parkway, dont expect him not to brake hard to scare you, get behind you and chase you top speed. -Come on, you were tailgating.
Shout outz: Steven, Melissa, Paul, Jenny T; Barbara, Gary W; Robert C; Chris D; Morgan, Teresa, Brentan R; Ben K; David H; Kelly F; John S; Brian A; Jimmy D; Martin D; Hyun Woo, Tim, Rich M; Matt C; Sara D; Jenessa, Andrew K; Ana K; Annie, Sally H; Jennifer S; Michael G; Anthony, Nathan, Will, Jasper, Ayo, Julie M; Jen S; Emily, Shon, Yi-Ru, Stephanie G; Stephanie W; Martin, Natalie, Dennis, John B; John H; Katie, Paul T; Matt S; Nick, Eddie, Ben D; Beka, Brendan M; Brendan B; Brian C; Ryan C; Tommy, Grace (from Ohio), Julie, Spencer, Melissa, Lauren;

If I missed anyone, TOO BAD. You arn't cool enough, smart enough, or worthy enough to get on the list. HA!

To watch the ninja do his bidding is to watch the moon rise into the night sky, to watch the leaves turn a shade of brown from green, and see every corner of the earth turn to black. My friend, you cannot catch the essence of the ninja spirit in action.