The morning arrived as the leftover rain dried up and gave way to the new morning. Crono still sleeps and has a short but weird dream at Maran, the town of trade and stock.

Crono......you.....must...kill...her....its......the......only..........way.....to.....replenish...all
You guys know that even though Crono is badly injured, we aren't so we can get up and do something. We can search for Marle!
Tifa I am worried sick about Marle but hell we don't know where she has been taken to.
Zidane are you giving up on her? Are you quiting???? Huh, how can you Zidane you are my knight in shiny armor. I will not let you do that.
Hey yall here is our suspect....well partial suspect. His name is Irvine and he has something to tell everyone here.
You bad cowboy...hmph! I remember you in the hallway.
Alright I'll speak!!!!!! The girl was taken away to the port town Iris and she is going to placed in some sacrifice for big boss.
Oh shit this sounds serious.
See Garnet thats why I can't participate to go find Marle.
You silly man have more to say, now spray.
Big boss's name is Magus and....um some general gal is going to attack Kabu Mountains.
Kabu Mountains...thats where Holy Cross is located, what does this Magus want with them?
Holy Cross nothing, what does this freak want with Marle?
This is getting real exciting...woo hoo, toodles. Hehehe someone get me some fig Newtons and strawberry milk.
Ohh what are we going to do??? Everything has been going down in a complete spiral to chaos because of that stupid tournament of yours' Mr. Buttafuco.
I have made up my mind. I am going to Kabu to help Holy Cross, they may also be our only aid in getting Marle back. Besides what Magus has up his sleeves is certainely not good.
Garnet you are going alone? Please don't, I don't want to lose all my friends.
Damn it I have to go if Garnet is going. Sign me up!
Good thats what I want to hear from you Zidane.
I go, me help friends on big, pointy mountains.
Ok its settled then. I cannot actually believe that the Academy is going to be the growing grounds of such marvelous heroes. I will tell Quistis to get the pilot and ride ready.
You three come back you hear. Or maybe just you two....minus the big dumbell.

~The three are now at the airport near Vana~

Here we are....nice weather. Sunshine and the beach kind of gets me horny.
Ok now Zidane do not get any ideas alright, we are going on this trip for important business. What the hell do you have on Sabin?!
I sexy super model. Screw me up butt, screw me up butt!
Where are those kids...damn! They were suppose to have their asses here like an hour ago. I have some strippers to go see.
Say now how come you think you have the right to park that muthafuckin plane there. This area is for private corporals only or rich folks. And let me tell you by looking at you I can tell you are not rich, you be just some damn white trash.
Well let me tell you that I may not be a rich asshole nor a Corporal, I can assure you that the reason I am here is relevant, as in possibly world-saving relevant.
Don't gimme that BS fool, now I am only going to tell you a few times. Get out of here and do it now!
Hey man check out that chick...whoa she has some knockers there.(UH....I hope he looks. Damn seems I can't get anywhere in this situation.)
Umm Garnet is that the pilot there. The one we were suppose to catch a ride with?
Could be Zidane. Hello sir are you here waiting for three passengers. Two of them students at NERV.
See Mr. Meanie I was not lying. Now if you will excuse me I have passengers to attend to. Is there any proof? How can you kids prove that you are the ones?
Dang it! I forgot are student IDs. Sorry Garnet.
No problem, um I'll go on a date with you. A nice and fast date.
How does that sound Mr. Meanie? She even insist it be a quickie, thats the way all women should see it. Ouch!!! Why did you pich me??
I am just playing with him, well sorta and no I am not going to sleep with him.
Hell I am a married man even if I don't wanna be, but I ain't stupid, mama raised no fool, lets go baby!
Oh brother....SIGH! Har Har Chew!
Here she is sir Magus, the queen herself.
Good job you two....hahah you almost make me want to compliment you.
Yep we are so good we can maybe kick your ass good sir Magus.
Ok we are going to far! GRIN.
No you never will keep here like a trapped bird never. My Crono will come and rescue me, you just wait and see you demons.
Wow Reno we are so strong she called us demons.
Girl your dim wit boyfriend does not have what it takes to take on us.
I thought I made it damn clear. Shut up!!!!! Leave me to be with this girl. You two are dismissed at the moment, I have some priorities to attend to.
Crono help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good morning sleepy head about time that you have awaken.
Oh my goodness Marle is in danger. I have to ouch!!! My damn arm is killing me!
Oh no you must not get out of bed yet. You have not fully recooperated from your injury.
Sup man you are finally awake. Alright!! For a while there all of us thought you were a jiggle sandwhich. So how are you feeling....I bet pretty good with the hot nurse in the picture right, hehehe.
Well she says I am not ready to go yet.
Oh the microwave just rang, let me go get your food cutie.
Damn you are a wonder. Hey nurse you dropped your wallet.
Oh I did. Um let me pick it up then...tee hee.
Haha cool. Hey can you jump for me?
Oh brother I'm suprised with her in charge here I'm still alive and in one piece. By the way Zell is everyone still here?
Nah man. As a matter of fact Zidane, Garnet, and Sabin went to go assist Holy Cross. They are going to be attacked, and don't worry man they will find Marle some way or another.
Guess what Zelly welly and Ms. Clover, some man in armor gave me this Zenstu herb for Crono. Crono your awake!!! Here eat this right up.
Eww looks like rhino drops.
I feel so alive once more. Marle here I come.
Wait Crono you don't know where Zidane went and where Marle is being held captive at.
Who cares I will find a way!

~Crono quickly dashes out of the hospital~

When do I sto jumping???
Don't stop until you drop. Good luck Crono.....oh man.

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