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Aight well it's very important to get a job it helps you get ahead in life. Now I know you dont wanna hear this but it is the truth, so go check out these classified adds down here below and select which career you'd like to start out in. Now all of these careers have promotions so if you do a good enough job at the lower level jobs one day you will be promoted and making the big bucks. Now go on choose, and choose carefully, today is the begining of the rest of your life.
Note: You can only choose a job with a "*" next to it when you're first staring out.

*1. Soldier- Making a living the easy way...by kicking some ass, not too hard if you're strong enough, but it's not for the weak of heart, you'll need to kill 5 people to get a promotion on this job...pffft that's nothing but you won't be sayin that when you get promoted to a warrior - pay 4,000 per week + 3,000 bonus for every fool you kill.
2. Warrior- The next level of the soldier, it aint so easy now, you'll need to get 7 kills for a promotion, but you can only kill people stronger than you, or defeat bad/good guys in sagas/quests. - pay 7,000 per week + 5,000 for each fool you kill
3. Renegade- Too tight for everyone but yourself, you're as good as they come as far as fighting is concerned, no one respects you but you dont care, you're making the big bucks now. - pay 13,000 per week + 5,000 for each kill

*1. Spectator- You're too lazy to do anything else, so hey why not sit around and watch fights...and get paid for it too! You're that fan that the ref can't stand, you shout out the calls that he missed and tell him good job when he makes the right call, of course you will need to be present at 3 fights to get a promotion. - Pay 3,000 per week + 2,000 for each fight you watch.
2. White Shirt Ref- After all that practice watching the ref it should be no prob. to be one right? So go on and get out there, your job is to make sure that everything runs smoothly, if ya want a promotion then just ref 6 fights fairly and you're all set. - Pay 8,000 per week + 3,000 for each match you ref
3. Striped Shirt Ref- Now its time for the big leagues, sure you'll ref a few regular matches every now and then, but your main concern is tournaments. You'll need to ref several matches in a row and you'll need to ref them good, cause now that you're not a spectator, expect there to be a new one there watching you, and telling you how to do your job...what goes around comes around - Pay 13,000 + 7,000 for each tournament you ref.

*1. Capsule corp. item division(1 left)- so you wanna get into the science business, it starts off easy enough, but you'll have to prepare for the long road ahead, and even then theres no telling whether or not you'll get the top spot. Your job will to be to chill, and to think up new items for the shops...of course they'll have to be reasonable items or else I won't except them but even if I dont it's all good you'll still get your new job. You recieve a promotion after 3 weeks of work or creating 7 new items whichever comes first. - Pay 4,000 per week + 2,000 for each new item
2. CC quest division(limit 2)- time to take a break from the items and move onto quests, it wont be too hard to think up quests so you'll only need to give me one idea per week(dont wanna have too many quests), dont worry about it tho, you'll only need to work 2 weeks to get your promotion - pay 11,000 per week
3. Shop Owner(limit 2)- Well you've done it, you're now on the top of the business world. You are the symbol for success, but it doesn't mean you wont have to work... every other week(assuming theres two shop owners) on Thursday night/Friday morning you'll need to send me the list of what all everyone is purchasing...now it wont be easy, which is why the pay is so high, and you will be allowed to just not do it sometimes but I will be very upset with having to do it myself(I'm lazy) so dont expect any pay for that week. A repetition of the inability of doing your job will result in a firing - pay 22,000 per week

*1. Student- Time to learn your ABC's and 1,2.......3's? Your job is to learn, learn, learn...start learning moves from masters...once your move total is up to 10, you'll be all set for the next level. - Pay 5,000 per week
2. Teacher- Time to teach those ABC's and 1,2.......3's? Your job is to teach, teach, teach....that's right, people can learn moves from you, it'll take just as long as the masters, however both of you can train together at the same time too. So once you've taught a total of 4 moves it's time for a promotion. - Pay 8,000 per week
3. Master- Now that you know and have taught those A,B,C's and....forget it. It's time to relax...yep, you have nothing to do at all. Sure you, CAN still teach moves to people but do you really wanna bother with it..look at Master Roshi and the Grand Kai...anyways as a master you'll be able to learn moves twice as fast as everyone else, that should make up for the little lesser pay. - Pay 12,000 per week

Welfare- Didn't take care of your shit, now you're at the bottom of the barrel, you got no money, and you got no car, you got no women, so there you are...but it's all good I'm lazy too, so being on Welfare you'll recieve a little pay to help ya survive til you get a new job and back on your feet again - Pay 1,000 per week

Champ- You're the best, you've got the highest ranking and therefore you recieve a cash bonus....yeah, it's all dandy, so go on collect your money - Pay 5,000 per week

Last Place- You're the worst, you've got the lowest ranking and therefore you recieve a cash bonus....who says I dont look out for the little people - Pay 2,000 per week

Got any questions, comments, concerns? Well either E-mail me or if you have AIM then IM me at: MikeTyson1369.