"You knobjockey!" Daniel jumped up, surprising Nic. "What the hell?" Daniel started to get dressed hastily. He was going to catch that elf. "Where the fuck are you going? We were sort of in the middle of something!" "I have to get that elf! I'll be back!" he raced off, and Nic let out a huge sigh. She watched as Daniel ran back into the house, slamming the door behind him. Sometimes Daniel could be a pain in the ass.
The sex had hyped him up, and his previous thoughts of coming down from this trip were soon lost. He started to open doors, looking for the elf. Down the hall, the door to Ashley's room was slightly ajar. "Aha, that fucker is hiding in Ash's room! I'll get you now, and I'll eat you up before you eat Nic up!" He tiptoed into Ash's room, hoping to catch the elf off guard. He looked around and heard some murmuring coming from Ash's closet. He smiled. So the leprechaun thought he was safe in the closet.
Meanwhile in the closet, Ben and Sarah were just lying down peacefully, every once in a while murmuring a comment or giving a kiss on the cheek. Both were tired from the activities that had taken place. "You know, I'm glad I moved to Merewether now." Ben murmured an agreement. "I mean, I miss Sydney life a lot, but there's some pretty awesome people here. But then, there are some stupid people, like this one guy I met.. thought he could fit into girl's clothing.." she trailed off. Ben looked up at her, and smiled. "Is that so?" She laughed and he reached over and started to kiss her passionately. There was something about Sarah that just made him want to just kiss her forever.
"Excuse me, but have you seen the elf?" Daniel said, throwing the door open. Ben and Sarah broke apart and looked at Daniel. Ben, who had no clue what Daniel was talking about, was a bit angered. Here he was, getting it on with a chick, which it had been a while since this had last occured, and Daniel was in here, talking about some elf.
"I dunno, but if you don't get the fuck out of here, Johnsy, I'm going to get a bat, man." Ben said, gesturing to the baseball bat in the corner.
Daniel looked at Ben. "Batman? You're Batman?" he rubbed his hands together. He squinted his eyes carefully, checking to see if his mortal enemy was indeed right in front of him. He stared at Ben, and he swore he saw the pointy helmet on his head. He gave Ben a cold stare and rubbed his hands together.
Ben look curiously at Daniel, and then at Sarah, who looked twice as confused as he was. "Who's Batman? I am?" he asked. Daniel nodded. So Ben was indeed Batman. That was it. Daniel smirked and folded his arms across his chest. "So Batman, we finally meet. Sit down. I have to have a little conversation with you." Ben figured Daniel was on some sort of drugs, but he had no clue, so his best bet was to sit down... and be sure to listen carefully, because he sure as hell was going to use this against him in the morning. He sat down and leaned into Sarah, who had a small smile across her face.
"You, Batman... you think you're the best. You think you're so great because you've had more movies made about you. You think you're so great because you drive a damn cooler car than me. But you see, you're wrong! You can't climb walls like me! I have a cooler costume than you, too. It's time for me to show you that I am the best!" Daniel crouched down, getting into some position. Sarah and Ben exchanged looks. "I'm Spider DAAAAANNNNNN!!!" he yelled. All of a sudden, Daniel took a huge leap, right at Ben. Sarah pulled Ben quickly out of the way, and Daniel ended up landing right on the floor, making a painful sounding thud when he landed. Ben and Sarah looked at the pitiful lump of a person on the ground, and then started cracking up.
"Maybe we should leave our pal SpiderDan alone... there's a few more select places in Ash's house that I know of." Ben said, grabbing Sarah's hand, helping her stand up. They were almost out the door when all of a sudden Daniel lunged at Ben.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!" he latched on to Ben's waist. However, since Ben was twice the size of Daniel, Ben didn't move much. Daniel didn't give up, however. He kept flailing around, his small body trying to wrestle Ben to the floor. Daniel, seeing that it wasn't working, tried his last attempt. He opened his mouth wide, and bit Ben's hairy legs.
"OWWWW! You wanker!" Ben lifted up his leg. "Okay, you wanna wrestle? Let's wrestle!" He allowed for Daniel to stand up, and while waiting, he looked at Sarah. "Go find Nic. She's wearing a Virgin Mary shirt. Tell her that her boyfriend bit me and to come get him or I'll kick his ass." Sarah nodded and ran out of the room in search of Nic.
She didn't get a chance. As she was about to go find Laura or Gaby, someone tapped her shoulder. She turned to see the same girl that Ben had led upstairs a few hours ago. "Are you Nic?" she asked. Nic nodded. "Yeah...why?" She smiled. "I'm Sarah. I'm new here." Nic smiled. "Oh hey. Ash mentioned you. And I noticed that you've taken a particular liking to our pal Ben." Nic thought she saw a hint of a blush across the girl's face, but it was too dark to really tell. "Yeah, well Ben told me to find you. I guess Daniel's being weird.." "I'll say" Nic said, cutting off the girl. Sarah nodded and continued. "Yeah, he just bit Ben on the leg. Ben says that you have to come get your boyfriend or he'll kick Daniel's ass." Nic laughed. That should be interesting. She let Sarah lead the way.
"So you think this is funny?" Daniel lifted up his fist and punched Ben in the face. This time, Daniel's weak punch found some strength. "Ow! You fucker!" Ben grabbed at his nose. Daniel stood up and raised his arms in a Y position. "I am the all mighty superhero! I am SpiderDan!"
At that moment, Nic and Sarah walked in. Sarah looked down to see Ben holding his nose. "Oh my god!" she dropped down to her knees and gently lifted his hand off his nose. Nic turned to Daniel. "What the fuck did you do?" Daniel ignored her and pranced out of the closet, and in turn, out of Ash's room, chanting, "I am all mighty SpiderDan!" Nic looked at Sarah. "You going to be okay there with Ben?" Sarah nodded. "There's a bathroom two doors down on the right. I think I'll go hunt down my Spiderboy.. Hooroo!" Nic walked off.
"Let's go wash up." Sarah smiled at Ben. He nodded and they went to the bathroom, only to find another bloody mess. This time, however, it was taking three guys to clean this up.
"What the hell happened to Jamie?" Ben asked, as Sarah started to clean off his face. "Kaytea went psycho and beat the shit out of her. Chris and Jamie were having whirlpool sex in the pool and that didn't please Kaytea too much." the tall blonde boy said. Ben laughed and turned to Sarah. "See what I meant by ball and chain?" Sarah laughed and kissed Ben on the nose. "All better." Ben stood up, took a quick glance in the mirror to make sure she wasn't lying, then turned back to Sarah.
"Well, I say we get in a little more dancing before everyone totally crashes for the night!" he grabbed her hand and they went back downstairs to the dance floor, to once again lose themselves in the music.