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WORD-WIDE WEB: The average person’s guide to Internet geek-speak

by Christian Rivera courtesy of Scott Adams


While it has undoubtedly become such a significant part of most of our lives, the Internet still raises much confusion, if not uncertainty in, about its language. The technically gifted have come up with so much advances in information technology and their corresponding terms at such an astronomical rate. This, in turn, has brought about effects on normal people who have no choice but to get on "this thing they call the Internet." The most apparent of which is the preponderance of IT terms in their everyday vocabulary. While the web-savvy have managed to catch up with the dizzying plethora of Internet jargon techies have cooked up, the more unfortunate ones are at a lost, often misusing these words to the amusement, if not utter repugnance, of those who do understand. Technophobes, moreover, are growing more paranoid that this is an international conspiracy of technicians and engineers to dispel chaos all over the world. True, it is far-fetched, but then again, what will they do? Confuse us to death? I don’t think so.

Still confused? What follows is a list of some common words relating to the Internet.

 

What it is (definitions are from webopedia.com)

What it is not

Internet A global network of computers. Millions of computers all over the world are connected to it, all of which have some degree of access to most of the information available on this network. It is decentralized, unlike online services (such as America Online), meaning nobody really controls it. A new corporate paradigm designed to make everyone’s lives better. Contrary to what a lot of Americans have heard, NO, NOBODY* INVENTED OR OWNS IT.

 

*To be understood liberally.

E-mail Short for electronic mail, the transmission of messages over communications networks. Some networks have e-mail systems that only transmit messages within their networks, but most networks are connected to the internet, implying the transmission of e-mail (as these messages have been popularly called) all over the world. Paper mail (also known as snail mail) that your computer receives from the post office. The messages need not to be on paper to be sent or received via e-mail.

You have to be connected to a network for e-mail to work.

Web Page A document on the World Wide Web. Every Web page is identified by a unique URL (Uniform Resource Locator). A web site (most of the time). When you go to a web site, what you see is that site’s home page. Some web sites though consist only of one web page.
Web Site A site (location) on the World Wide Web. Each Web site contains a home page, which is the first document users see when they enter the site. The site might also contain additional documents and files. Each site is owned and managed by an individual, company or organization. A web page (most of the time). People often interchange web site and web page. While in some cases, this is acceptable, most often it is not. A web site consists, most of the time, a number of web pages or even other web sites that are linked together.
Hyperlink An element in an electronic document that links to another place in the same document or to an entirely different document. Typically, you click on the hyperlink to follow the link. Hyperlinks are the most essential ingredient of all hypertext systems, including the World Wide Web. A fast-moving chain.

 

(Laugh all you want but you have no idea how gullible or dumb some people are.)

WWW (World Wide Web) A system of Internet servers (systems that provide access to the Internet) that support specially formatted documents. The documents, plenty of which are known as web pages, are formatted in a language called HTML (see below) that supports links to other documents, as well as graphics, audio, and video files. This means you can jump from one document to another simply by clicking on hot spots. Not all Internet servers are part of the World Wide Web. Anything that involves spiders.
Server A computer or device on a network that manages network resources. For example, a file server is a computer and storage device dedicated to storing files. Any user on the network can store files on the server. People on a computer somewhere in the world sending you web pages.
ISP (Internet Service Provider) A company that provides access to the Internet. For a monthly fee, the service provider gives you a software package, username, password and access phone number. Equipped with a modem, you can then log on to the Internet and browse the World Wide Web and send and receive e-mail. Also known as IAP (Internet Access Providers) A company that provides you free Internet access
Browser A software program designed to locate and display Web pages. Browsers are designed to read Hyper Text Markup Language (HTML), which is simply the authoring language that is used to write Web pages. A dog.
HTML Short for Hyper Text Markup Language, the authoring language used to create documents on the World Wide Web A corporate buzz word
Hyper Text A special type of database system, invented by Ted Nelson in the 1960s, in which objects (text, pictures, music, programs, and so on) can be creatively linked to each other. Fast-moving text
Firewall A system designed to prevent unauthorized access to or from a private network. Firewalls can be implemented in both hardware and software, or a combination of both. Firewalls are frequently used to prevent unauthorized Internet users from accessing private networks connected to the Internet, especially intranets. All messages entering or leaving the intranet pass through the firewall, which examines each message and blocks those that do not meet the specified security criteria. An actual physical wall that surrounds your computer.
Cookies A message given to a Web browser by a Web server. The browser stores the message in a text file called cookie.txt. The message is then sent back to the server each time the browser requests a page from the server.

The main purpose of cookies is to identify users and possibly prepare customized Web pages for them. When you enter a Web site using cookies, you may be asked to fill out a form providing such information as your name and interests. This information is packaged into a cookie and sent to your Web browser which stores it for later use. The next time you go to the same Web site, your browser will send the cookie to the Web server. The server can use this information to present you with custom Web pages. So, for example, instead of seeing just a generic welcome page you might see a welcome page with your name on it.

Yummy. We have no idea why computer people really name computer stuff after food (actually, some of us do, but the reasons really do not make any sense). They just do.
Domain Name The address of the files or resources on the World Wide Web that you wish to locate, or browse. Anything that sounds like, "this is my turf" or anything to that effect.
Spam Junk e-mail; unsolicited e-mail A good thing

Sources: http://www.webopedia.com and http://www.about.com


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