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Fun Things to Say to the Incoming Chemistry Freshmen

10.	Don't be fooled by the name--it isn't that painful.
9.	Run while you still can! Forget us, it's too late for us now!!!
8.	(While walking down the stairs) Oh, hi, there. Don't mind me, I'm just bringing these volatile, toxic compounds from the third floor that could kill us in an instant if I drop--oops.
7.	Oh boy! Fresh meat--err--men!
6.	You may leave your social lives by the door. Thank you, now if we may proceed with your work for your chemistry degrees...
5.	Didn't they tell you? Ghosts haunt the building at night and you will inevitably have to do overtime or overnight lab work at least once a month--alone.
4.	After every sem, you get to vote one of your own off the course. After four years, your block will merge with the other block from Faura. Then, it will be a totally different study, where the students will then be playing against each other instead of against the other block for immunity from being kicked out of the School of Science and Engineering [enter Survivor theme].
3.	There are a lot of romantic prospects here.
2.	The survival rate is 8 out of 30.
1.	Life is great.

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