RAVEN POE
LAST UPDATED:UPDATED: May 7, 2005
THIRTEEN O'CLOCK
Why do they whistle so loud,when they walk past the graveyard late at night?
GO AWAY, LIVE PEOPLE, STOP HAUNTING THE DEAD.
If they catch you, it is said, they make you rap, rap, rap on a table all night,
KEEP AWAY, LIVE PEOPLE, KEEP FAR AWAY,
And who knows what they are hunting for, always looking,
STAY AWAY, LIVE PEOPLE, STAY AWAY, STAY AWAY,
-Kenneth Fearing
WHAT'S NEW! Yeah, I've been kinda away for the past 2 years on this site. I guess it's time to make some changes and maybe keep up with this fucking thing.
SHIT INVOLVING ME
Sincerly,
Welcome to The Raven Poe Homepage.
Just as a warning, alot of items on this site are offensive, rude, and pretty much in sick humor. There is a lot of foul language and disgusting and offensive jokes. If you are easily offended and can't take a joke or under the age of 18 then: BUGGER OFF!This site is not meant for you. Even though I keep this site free of porn the material here is very questionable. By Continuing you are indicating that you are at least 18 and offensive language and sick humor is your game.
UPDATED: August 6, 2007
Why do they look behind them when they reach the gates?
Why do they have any gates? Why don't they go through the wall?
But why, O why do they make that horrible whistling sound?
And blow through a trumpet and float around the room in long white veils,
While they ask you, and ask you: Can you hear us, Uncle Ted?
Are you happy, Uncle Ted? Should we buy or should we sell? Should we marry, Uncle Ted?
What became of Uncle Ned, Uncle Ted, and is he happy?
And ask him if he knows what became of Uncle Fred?
STAY IN THE WORLD'S OTHER WORLD, WERE YOU REALLY BELONG.
YOU WILL PROBABLY BE MUCH HAPPIER THERE.
looking, looking with sharp bright eyes where they
ought to have sockets
Whoever really saw them grin with thier teeth?
Who knows why they worry, or what they scheme, with a
brain where there should be nothing but good,
damp air?
YOU MEAN NO HARM, AND WE AREN'T AFRAID OF YOU, AND WE
DON'T BELIVE SUCH PEOPLE EXIST,
BUT WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? WHO DO YOU WANT?
WHO? WHO? WHO? O WHO?
Which remains to say, how long will I be able to stay ahead???
Sincerly
RAVEN POE
Dating Service
Bad Idea
My dumb ass joined a dating service. This was stupid. I kept getting these desperate losers. I met the worlds first 33 year old virgin, and yes I was the first girl he's ever been out with in his entire life. My advice to you, my friend, is to stop blowing money on the dating services and spend it on something worth while like hookers, because baby, that's the only way your sorry ass is ever going to get laid! The guy was so Forrest Gump, stupid is and stupid does...but at least Forrest Gump got laid. 
Baby Fart Machine
My god son, Damian has discovered that farting noises are funny, and now slides off lawn chairs to hear the noice. So far we are avoiding taking him to McDonalds, because we all know how those seats are. Usually we encourage his odd behavior, but not when people think that we farted and are blaming the baby. When really it is the baby.
There's a new love in my life
I'm completely happy in my life right now. My new boyfriend Roger is the love of my life. I couldn't ask for anybody better, and I truly think that I have my soul mate. For me there is no one else. I've got everything I need.
Barb/Raven Poe
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