Beastbot's Fortress
 

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Did you have a nice flight? Great! I'm Beastbot, and welcome to my fortress! I've got tons of stuff here- Transformers Toy Reviews, Transformers AND X-Men: Evolution fanfiction, X-Men: Evolution Episode Reviews and Bios, and lots more! If you ever get bored, you can leave via the Warp Gate, but why would you ever want to do that?

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"From now on, you'll do NONE of the flying. I'll do ALL of the flying."

-Windblade, to Bumblebee, in "Allspark"

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Look for the image  next to any whole section that has been changed entirely or made since the last upgrade.

(Last upgraded Tuesday, October 15th, 2024.)

10/15/24- Welp. I've been putting this off for as long as possible, hoping that a real turn around the corner would happen soon, but it's becoming increasingly clear that's not happening soon. Since I no longer have the time/feel up to updating the site, I will be shutting the site down. I know there's a lot of stuff here, and I don't want to just shut it off with no warning, so I'm keeping the site up until a year from the last update with actual reviews-- that is, March 13th. So, on March 13, 2025, this site will be shutting down. My archived fanfiction will still be up at Fanfiction.net here. Sorry it's ending this way, but I'm not seeing a way out of these ongoing health issues anytime soon. See you on the other side, friends.

4/25/24- I know, you're expecting toy reviews. I've alluded to this in the past few updates, but my health has really been suffering since around the turn of the year-- pretty chronically, and pretty bad at times, but especially bad the past month or so. I really haven't had time to work on toy reviews. So this is a little update letting you know that, no, I haven't forgotten about this site, but between very frequent doctor visits, medication side effects, feeling awful a lot of the time, and using what little remains of my spare time to sell part of my collection, I just have been exhausted. Hopefully my health will improve soon-- I am seeing a few positive signs, but I've been fooled before. So keep an eye out on this space for the next few months. I'll either be updating with another normal update if my health improves, or if it continues to be awful, I unfortunately might have the abandon and eventually close down the site. I certainly do NOT want to, but if I don't have the time, I don't have the time. Sorry, I wish I had better news on this first update since my website turned 25, but I don't. Stay tuned...

3/13/24- Ugh, and the health problems continue... Anyways:
- The Transformers: The Last Knight Toy Review section has been updated again, with reviews up for deluxe Slug, legion Drift, 1-step changer Megatron, Tiny Turbo Changer Shadow Armor Grimlock, and the Toys "R" Us Exclusive Masterpiece (Movie) Bumblebee!

2/14/24- Sorry for it being over a month since the last update-- it's been... well, a pretty bad month for me. Lots of health issues and doctor visits-- this website just honestly wasn't on my radar much of the last month. Hopefully, it'll be over soon.
On a more positive note, I'm (starting to) sell my collection. (Don't worry, it won't affect this site-- I'm not selling any toy I have yet to review.) Given my collection is over 5K TFs, it's going to take a while-- years, to be certain. My first "batch" contains mostly Dark of the Moon and Cybertron toys, and if you want to check it out, read the "rules" and check out my post here. You have to be a member of the TFW2005 forums, but if you're not, in a few more weeks it'll all be going up on eBay. (My seller name there is beastbot_x . I don't have anything up yet.)
Anyways, regarding this site:
- The Transformers: The Last Knight Toy Review section has gotten another update, with reviews now up for voyager Megatron, 1-step charger Berserker, Knight Armor Turbo Changer Hound, Tiny Turbo Changer Knight Strike Bumblebee, and the Toys "R" Us Exclusive 2-pack of Cybertron Optimus Prime and.. well... "regular" Optimus Prime!

Model Commentary- Toy reviews of nearly all the Beast Wars-and-up Transformers toys there are.

Briefing Room- Descriptions of the Transformers found only in my fanfiction.

Storage Closet- Reviews of other TF-related merchandise and media, from video games to movies to board games.

Cerebro Historic Records- Reviews for the X-Men: Evolution television episodes and comic books.

Cerebro Profiles- Bios for the many characters in the X-Men: Evolution universe.

Remembering Evolution- An essay on why I think X-Men: Evolution is the best television series ever.

Evo Trivia Quizzes- Think you're an Evo Expert? Test your Evo knowledge and find out!