Midgets Make Anything Better
Midgets!
Webster defines midget as an extremely small person, but i like to think of them as the little people of the future... Too bad they don't exist, right? Anyways in folklore its said that midgets are often seen as a source of bad luck, or as the roots of everyone's problems. Try it sometime... Hell, i wasn't gonna say anything but i like to wake up every morning and scream, "Midgets ruined my life!" Just so i can go through my day problemless. No cares, no worries, all thanx to the "midgets". In 1954 a group of scientists, 13 male... 10 female set out for the hunt of a "midget". They dogslead through the Alpines only to discover the remains of what looked like a "midget". Later, tests uncovered the truth: it was the corpse of a dog that had been dead for 7 years. The scientists gave up after their first journey... the hunt for the mystical creature, "midget", would have to be found another time... And they were in 2001 when a scientist actually asked the opinion of another scientist. The other scientist laughed and laughed until he had no breath left. And when he finally calmed down, he asked the scientist if he were serious. He was... Well the doctor had no choice but to tell him that midgets do in fact exist and have existed for centuries. At this point the other doctor didn't want to hear it, he covered his ears and ran away screaming at the top of his lungs. His whole life has been a waste, he was a dumbass... he ran out into the street and there standing before him was a midget. He dropped to his knees and punched the midget in the face. "You did this to me!!!" he screamed as he ran off into the night. The midget got up on his little legs, brushed off the dirt from his pants, and wondered what he did that pissed that guy off so bad... The End
Oh wait, that wasn't the end... that was just some story i made up to make someone laugh and most of the time, its me. So yeah.... as you probably can't tell i like midgets. And lots of people are scared of them, but not me. I hope to achieve a midget of my own one day. I'll call him tiny and he can live in a shoebox nest to my bed... okay, i'm going out into left field again... sorry. Anyways i like midgets and that's all there is to it. Pictures of midgets are hard to find, but i'll post any i can get my hands on... so end them in if you have any, i'll post it, promise.
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