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South Texas Bloodline
Hmmm, what to say... what to say... well they kicked me out. But i think that it all happened for a reason, ya know? I really liked that band for one reason: i had a really good friend named Tommy who gave me my passion an aspiration to be a bassist, even if i'm not in a band as the bassist... and the sad sad truth is, i lost him in the end as a friend because the rest of the band had this vendetta against me (i think it was natalie who started it all and kept it going, jealous natalie? I promise i'll kick you're ass one day... and i'm not just talkin shit, it'll happen one day) What did i ever do to you natalie? Were you that fucking starved for attention? Was i taking some of your spotlight? But i'm accepting it for right now. But i swear this one thing... i will get my friend back, Because Tommy has been my friend for a looong time, and you guys aren't gonna get rid of me that easily. wish that tommy could read this... and if he ever does i have t say one thing... i'm sorry... i'm sorry if i hurt you somehow in this whole deal with your band. I NEVER, EVER talked shit about you, not once... in the god knows how many years i've known you NOT ONCE have i talked shit about you... it's you're band that's freakin out... Okay, i'm done... back to what i was saying... I've learned that bands come and go, unless you start one yourself, and that's what i'm gonna do. So fuck that, i didn't want to be in a band that didn't want me as a person... because that was the real deal... it was me they had a problem with, and maybe it was who i was dating too... but that's band drama and i figured it out. Scott didn't have the balls to tell me i was kicked out at first, hell tommy probably didn't have the heart to tell me i was being talked about behind my back in the first place. Too bad tommy, you're a really cool person, until you let that 16 year old run your band. You know what i'm talking about, that's why i signed s.t.b. up to Solar Flare, i was hopeing natalie would eventually hold no power in the band. Low and Behold! It happened anyways, the queen is dead, hooray! And sure, i may be a little bit fucked up right now, i may be the LAST person who needs to be writing about them, but tough cookies, its my website and i can do what ever i friggin want... what are you lookin at??? Ugh... nevermind, i grow more depressed with each drink... *takes a drink, mummbles* i hate rabbits... eegore, can you get me another drink? Thanx... anyways, what was I talkin about? Oh yeah, something very important... *takes a swig* okay, when you get to main street, you take a left... and then a right on jackson... and then if you look to your right you'll see a whole bunch of midgets, take another left... and when you get to address 587 take a right, that should get you where you're going... STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! Bwahahahahahahaha *cough, cough* hahahahahahah!
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