Good & Evil
I Am Satan
I know that's a pretty bold statement but i've gotta say that i am more likely to be satan than you. Unless you're a girl, because that's my whole reasoning behind my statement. I wanted to put up this page to clear the rumors of the fact that satan is not a man, satan is a woman. Why do you think that women are so manipulative and evil? Its because satan is in their blood. You see, balance is in this too... i'll make this as blunt as i can... God is a man, right? That's what we've been taught... anyways, he created Adam, then he created the opposite of male, Eve. So this whole time it's like this...God=man, Satan=woman... The circle is thus completed, therefore satan could never be a man... if anyone around here is... it would be woman, me. See?And no, i didn't see that movie with brendon fraiser and that chick from the first austin powers... you know the one where she's satan and gives him wishes for his soul... i've seen the trailer but never actually saw the movie... my source is much higher than that... So that's about it, if you have any questions mail me. And if you hear a person of the male persuasion saying he's the devil himself, just give him my web address... i got it covered
Questions:
Lucy666 from lubbock asks:
In the bible, i think they refer to satan as a he. What's your take on this?
Evilfae:
Good question lucy, they referred to satan as a he because do you seriously think that anyone would have taken satan seriously if satan was a women way back then? Women were treated awfully back then. Therefore, they erased the "s" in "she" and then its he. People just took the stories more seriously if they had a big, ugly, cool lookin guy pictured doin all the evil stuff. Good question lucy666, keep on rockin...
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