*falls out of chair laughing* Hahahahaha!
*The Truth*
Good evening my fellow Americans.
First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all
Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that
anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our
country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and
we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people
to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or
nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.
To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:
Are you rag heads f**king kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads
wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who
you are f**king with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at
each other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for
our aggression.
Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that
started f**king around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over
in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million
of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big ass barbecue.
Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we
wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now
they cut our lawns.
England? We sent them packing.
Ask your buddy Saddam about f**king with the good 'ole USA. The
only reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot
someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers
aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't
stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shi**y little country.
Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead
and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a
mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses
safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his
camps and any place that looks and even smells like he was there.
Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us
off in the past. This is America, you can no longer f**k with us. .
We kick major f**king ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now,
but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses and there
won't ever be a next time for you motherf**king camelf**kers!
God bless America!
That was a very humorous email sent to me de mi amigos. Keep sending me sh*t, you guys crack me up...
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