presented by the Vigilante Girls(written by Denise and Meredith)
Death #8
tess has been wandering around roswell all night. max and liz had to
work on a science experiment together. alex and isabel went to the
observatory. and the last time she saw michael and maria they were
arguing over mulder and scully's realationship. so, she has been
wandering around wreaking havoc. blowing up tress, flatening tires,
you know, the usual for a pissed off alien. she walks by the
crashdown, looks in and smiles an evil smile. she uses the last of
her power to open the lock. she then begins to wreck the place the
usual way. breaking glass, throwing chairs. she spots the milkshake
machine. she begins to move it towards the edge to kill it but then
thinks better, she goes under the machine in order to first suck all
of the yumminess out of it (kinda how she is sucking the life and soul
out of our soul) unbeknowst to her, her hair gets caught on the
machine. she cannot keep up with the speed of the machine and tries
to pull back, her uberblonde hair will not allow this. she begins to
choke to death, before she can, the milkshake machine totters over the
edge, crushing her to death.
Death #9
the thing everyone should know about tess is that she is hugely nosy.
she loves to eavesdrop on conversations. especially if it involves a
human and an alien fighting. which was why she is so happy when, as
she is walking by liz's place, she hears michael and maria arguing up
on liz's balcony. she cannot make out the words so she climbs halfway
up the ladder. maria is saying that she came over to liz's
specifically to get away from him. he wants to know what is going on
with her and brody. she tells him that it is none of his business,
that they are not together and that he should go and make out with a
skin. "oh, this is getting good" tess thinks. she climbs higher up
the ladder. however, she is almost discovered this way. maria says
that she is not going to stand around and have him yell at her for
hanging out with someone else. she goes for the window, michael
closes it with his powers, she then goes for the ladder, he detaches
half of it from the balcony. tess hangs on for dear life. michaels
tells maria there is one thing she needs to hear before she leaves.
"oh yeah, what? that the reason you can't be with me now is that you
realized you're in love with max?" michael does not look pleased.
"no, i realized that when i said maybe i loved you too much, i was
wrong" maria's face drops. she cannot speak and her eyes begin to
tear. he takes a step towards her, "there is no maybe about it. i
love you and i won't let you leave" with his powers, he takes out the
other half of the ladder. tess falls to her death and m and m are so
into each other...they dont even notice. boo hoo
Death #10 Death #11 Death #12 Death #13
Death #14 Please note that these deaths are for amusement only. They are not to be taken literally or as a threat to Emilie De Raven's personal well-being. I didn't proofread them at all, so there are probably some spelling errors and stuff because these were sent through casual email correspondence. Just ignore them =)
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tess is bored. all of her "friends" have gone holiday shopping and failed
to inviter her. can't imagine why. to entertain herself she decides to go
online and check out various wb sites. as she clicks on links, she decides
to read up on dawson's creek. she sees something called fanfic and clicks on
it. she begins to read a story and realizes that a character in it, chris
wolfe, sounds an awful lot like max. so, she spends hours and hours reading
the stories. she goes from g to nc-17 very quickly. the computer is very
old and has been fixed the valenti way, with involves duct tape. she has
been drinking water ever since finding the "naughty" stories. she is so
distracted that she does not notice when she spills the water on a wire that
has been fixed using the valenti method. she clicks on the mouse to scroll
down to the climax
tess has gone on vacation. she decided to leave roswell for a little while,
cause for some strange reason, she thinks that no one likes her. she goes
out to california to where she thinks that she can relax. california,
coincidentally, is due for a big earthquake. she goes site seeing, does the
usual tourist crap. she is back at her hotel room. the big one hits, she
stands in the doorframe and while millions are dying, she is saved...she
walks out into the hallway after every one has been evacuated, heaves a sigh
of relief, then she is crushed by the roof as it caves in....
tess is wandering the hall of w. roswell high. she goes to her locker to
grab her stuff in order to leave for the day. she hear max talking to her
left, she turns and sees him hurrying after liz. they appear to be
fighthing. thinking quickly (for her) she jumps into her locker, leaving it
ajar slightly, so she can listen to their conversation. it is one of the "i
have to stay away from you for the good of your people/no you don't i love
you" conversations. through the slats in the locker, tess can see that liz
keeps trying to leave but max will not let her. as liz tries to walk away
again, max grabs her by the shoulders and gently pushes her against tess's
locker. she hears the snick of it locking. he then tells liz that he loves
her and tess means nothing to him. they kiss, they make up. tess is left
alone in the locker....she tries to open it...she cannot...she remembers
that it is the last day of school before a holiday....she begins screaming,
no one hears her..... she tries to use her powers but they are so depleted
from blocking everyone's brainwaves from realizing that she is an evil
skank, that the only thing she succeeds in doing is sealing off all of her
airways.....she tries to claw her way out but that does not work, either.
no one notices that she is not around and she suffocates in her own locker.
tess is at the valenti household. she realizes that her uberblonde
locks are losing some luster. she decides to dye her hair and keep
that "natural" color in. she, however, does not read the warning
label on the bottle which reads "if you are an evil alien that will
make millions unhappy by destroying human/alien realationships, this
product is hazardous to your health" she applies the dye. it feels
fine for the first few seconds...then she feels a burning
sensation....and them BOOM!!!!!!!!! tess is no more.
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