Updates
(Added for the sake of clarity and order. Ha ha ha.)
October 7th 2002
Angelfire decided that I was exceeding the 20 Mb they gave me with my 50Mb account, so some of the larger files on the sire have been eaten.
Thanks for that, Angelfire.
July 1st 2002
Finally updated the Episode II page.
June 8th 2002
As a small addition to the fun, Monkeychild is now hosting the fanfiction of nostalgia. This makes Monkeychild a bit like a trades union, only not.
April 17th 2002
An Explaination, darlings.
Due to the sad death of my computer, Monkeychild has not been updated since a Very Long Time Ago.
However, said computer is alledgedly going to be mended soon, hence updates to the site will again
become possible. The monkey is very fidgety at this deprivation of Craft. Such computer access
as the monkey and I can currently achieve is not really up to the low standards you have doubtless
come to expect from Monkeychild.
The fun shall continue when my technology is fixed.
December 17th 2001
One new link on the links page, and the second page of desktop wallpapers is/should be working now/again.
December 16th 2001
A new link have been added to the links page. As I'm now in exam leave I can in theory update the site more often over the next couple of weeks. This is, of course, assuming that I can stop the monkey watching 'Angel' for long enough to make it craft the site. Damn that TV-junkie-monkey.
December 14th 2001
The Monkeychild hit-counter has broken the celebrated 1564 mark! As this is the monkey's lucky number, a day of festivites has been declared. Yay! The monkey has informed me that proper websites have special events for such things, but this isn't a proper website, so no gifts for you. Hah! You can send me gifts though, obviously. You should.
December 13th 2001
Links page maintenance. Tedious. Anyone who's had a link to a site that still exists cut from Monkeychild as a result of this can email me here with the correct, working URL. Unless of course I have ditched you for some reason equally as valid as a dodgy URL, such as persistant refusal to link to Monkeychild on the grounds that it isn't idelogically compatible with your generic, sterile homepage. *the monkey runs away to hide from the bitterness and impotent rage* You know who you are...
December 10th 2001
Some mad fool let Monkeychild join a webring. This is a strange and thus-far-unique occurrence.
There's also a new link lying around somewhere. All this excitement is making the monkey narcoleptic again. Night.
December 9th 2001 (post-sleep)
New polls. Monkeychild has won an award and has reciprocated by awarding one in return. All this excitement has made the monkey very confused and it is sitting in the corner of the room babbling. Still, hopefully it will recover soon to help me with the site.
December 9th 2001
Eek! Alas, I have no good explantion for why this site has been abandoned for the better part of the last six months. I blame you. The main page has been altered, and the odd broked (sic) link should be sorted out over the next few days.
July 27th 2001
Upset by the betterness of it's new Evil Twin, Monkeychild has decided to become more pretty. This means that the site is slower and more confusing, but the psychological benefits to the monkey (who now feels special and clever again) far outweight these massive deficiencies. There are also errors and such on various pages, which I can't fix till tomorrow as my ISP is evil. However, all such things will one day be fixed. Oh yes.
July 26th 2001
Monkeychild has gained an evil twin! Yes, how exciting! No, not really...
July 19th 2001
Added extra screensaverage.
July 18th 2001
*drumroll* Screensavers!
July 16th 2001
Added the site map for ease of navigation. No, really. I do care about these things. Really. Also, there are more wallpapers, some of which are quite OK if you screw up your eyes and squint at them a bit.
July 14th 2001
Much stuff. Added two new links, some new banners with which you can link to the site, and moved stuff around a bit. Bestest though, there are new awards to be seen and a new one that Monkeychild has won. And there are now some desktop wallpapers. They aren't in any way good, but they're free, so what the hell are you whining about?
June 23 2001
Made the main page overly fancy by adding yet more Javascript to make it give a random image on each reload. I feel vindicated. There are various extra things lurking on the site waiting to be found. You will never find them all, mwahahahahahahaha!
June 22 2001
Continued the general tarting-up of the site. There are new and largely inconsequential things floating around. I think it's more fun to try and find them for yourself.
I am getting fond of hidden links. I may add a few at some point...
June 21st 2001
Killed the old polls and replaced them with new, less good ones. Finally did stuff to the Church of Aunt Beru. It is sick. Messed around with various other bits of the site, but finding those is your job - do you expect me to do everything for you? You ungrateful little...
June 19th 2001
Added a link. At the bottom of the list, naturally, so you will have to scroll down the entire page to get to it. I'm nice like that. And no one's been signing the guestbook, she said blathering on like everyone else who has a website.
May 25th 2001
Putting the site into semi-hibernation for the summer, as I shall be parted from The Net (Eeek!). Leaving you with a gift in the form of the Fic Generator, which will randomly craft you a story to love and cherish forever, complete with inspirational song lyrics and a deep, pretentious title. This took ages to make, so you'd better be grateful. Damn you, damn you all...
Oh, and there's probably some new linkage that you haven't investigated yet. Go see.
May 18th 2001
My birthday. Got Rogue Trader. It is dire. Used Napster-esque thingies to investigate Moulin Rouge. It shall be weird. I am pleased.
May 17th 2001
Added new and exciting polls. And a thing where I get free publicity as you, yes YOU, gullibly tell all your friends about this webshite!
May 15th 2001
Added a new link to the links page. You can now win a fabby Monkeychild Award of Fabness. New Obi pics in the gallery.
May 14th 2001
Added new piccies of Ewan, inc one from Moulin Rouge. That film had better not suck. Have German exam tomorrow. Discovered the bookmark thing did not work, and fixed it. Wish people would sign my guestbook, hint, hint.
May 13th 2001:
Added this bit.
The 'Frocks' section is now bigger and easier to navigate, and new piccies have been added all over the site. Ep1 has it's own little summary, and there is more, y'know, stuff. My eloquence has left me. Oh, and Estonia won Eurovision.
