Site Map
Everything on the site, mediaeval stylee.
In this year of two thousand and one, being the time of the antichrist, I , a lowly and humble sinner, was called upon by Monkeychild to write for the purpose of the enlightenment of travellers, a site map. Though unworthy of this task, I took a great effort to attempt that which I had been requested to do, suffering great privation, and denial of need. Here, at last, is the result of my labours.
amidala.html: In which links to related areas of the site are presented.
anakin.html: In which Anakin Skywalker is discussed.
apathy.html: In which apathy is registered.
awards.html: In which the sin of vanity assails Monkeychild, and awards are displayed which have been given to the site.
beru.html: Being the central page for the unholy worship of Aunt Beru of blessed memory.
beru2.html: In which the photographic depiction of a skeleton, being the remains of Aunt Beru, is situated.
buttons.html: In which graphics of an inferior nature are offered to the visitor, gratis.
callous.html: Being the Vegas version of the Aunt Beru biography.
damnyou.html: In which desktop wallpapers, created by Monkeychild, are offered.
ecards.html: Whereby electronic postcards can be sent.
ee-wan.html: In which the many and diverse virtues of Ee-wan are discussed.
ep1.html: In which Star Wars: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace is examined.
ep2.html: In which a similar treatment is inflicted upon Star Wars: Episode 2.
ewangallery.html: In which images of Ee-wan are presented.
ficgen.html: Being a device allowing the creation of fanfiction in a random and degenrate manner.
ficrules.html: In which Monkeychild presents a guide to writing fanfiction.
freepublicity.html: Being a device with which the site can be recommended to others.
frocks.html: In which a tour of Queen Amidala's wardrobe is taken, and many pictures are displayed.
guestbook.html: In which messages can be left.
handmaids.html: In which a Marxist analysis of the role of the Queen's Handmaids is presented.
hidden.html: In which section, cunningly concealed, Queen Amidala is dicussed.
imadethis.html: In which the artistic endeavours of Monkeychild are displayed for the pleasure and amusement of the weary traveller.
index.html: In which entry into the site is obtained, and the hit-counter counts hits..
lifeless.html: Being a light and tolerable obssession with a work of cinematography.
lifelessimages.html: In which images of the aforementioned film are vouchsafed to the viewer.
links.html: Being a collection of locations to which pilgrims may be directed for further entertainment or illumination.
linkage.html: In which links can be placed on Monkeychild..
linktome.html: In which the varied talents of Monkeychild are prostituted and debased in order that other sites may have pretty banners with which to place a link to Monkeychild on their site.
main.html: Being the main page.
me.html: In which Monkeychild is introduced.
morbid.html: Being the Goth version of the Aunt Beru biography.
obi.html: In which the many and diverse virtues of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a fictional creation, are discussed.
obigallery.html: In which images of the above are contained.
oldpolls.html: In which the results of discontinued opinion polls are contained.
polltax.html: Being the current opinion polls.
postcards.html: Being further electronic postcards.
sounds.html: In which the traveller is invited to download wav files containing the voice of the blessed Ee-wan.
screensavers.html: Being screensavers.
taverymuch.html: Being the gratitude of Monkeychild, relating to freepublicity.html.
topten.html: Being a list of excellent websites, to which Monkeychild claims alliegence.
updates.html: In which the latest additions to the site are listed.
webring.html: Being a webring.
win.html: In which Monkeychild offers awards to other websites, in exchange for a substantial moral and metaphysical fee.
Take me back to the main page, please.
