THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY

10.COULD OUR RELATIONSHIP BE MORE PHYSICAL? I'M TIRED OF JUST BEING FRIENDS.
9. GO AHEAD AND LEAVE THE SEAT UP.  IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO DOUCHE THAT  WAY.
8. I THINK HAIRY BACKS ARE REALLY SEXY.
7. HEY, GET A WHIFF OF THAT ONE.
6. WEAR THAT T-SHIRT WITH THE HOLES IN THE PITS.  IT'S JUST TOO CUTE!
5. THIS DIAMOND IS WAY TOO BIG!
4. I WON'T EVEN PUT MY LIPS ON THAT UNLESS I GET TO SWALLOW.
3. WOW...IT REALLY IS 14 INCHES.
2. DOES THIS MAKE MY BUTT LOOK TOO SMALL?
1. I'M WRONG, YOU MUST BE RIGHT AGAIN.
                
THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY

10.I THINK BARRY MANILOW IS ONE COOL MOTHERFUCKER.
9. WHILE I'M UP CAN I GET YOU A BEER.
8. I'M ABSOLUTELY WRONG YOU MUST BE RIGHT.
7. HER TITS ARE TOO BIG.
6. SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO BE HELD.
5. THE CHICK ON "MURDER SHE WROTE" GIVES ME A WOODY.
4. SURE, I WOULD LOVE TO WEAR A CONDOM.
3. WE HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE MALL IN AGES, LET'S GO SHOPPING SO I CAN HOLD 
   YOUR PURSE.
2. FORGET THE FOOTBALL GAME, LET'S WATCH "MURPHY BROWN".
1. I THINK WE'RE LOST.  MAYBE I SHOULD ASK FOR DIRECTIONS.