lightbulbs
Babylon-5 Light bulb Jokes: How many _______ does it take to screw in a
light bulb: Minbari: They surrender.
Narn: 2: One to hold the light bulb and one to look up how J'Quan did
it.
Centauri: Just one, but they do it with their tongues, so they can get
their hair done at the same time.
Vorlon: You are not ready for light bulbs, yet. Does Saturn have rings?
Zima Anyone?
Shadow: 1 light bulb. 1 hand. 1 white wall. 'Nuf said.
Delgar: 1 scientist and 100 million Narn, for the trial runs.
Soul Hunter: That's not a light bulb, it's a Minbari!
Techno-mages: One techno-mage and 7 words. One techno-mage and all of
Londo's victims.
Drazi: Still caught up in committee. Ask again after the 6th age of
humanity....
Human: Before the third age, 1. During the third age, 1. This third age
thing just isn't as impressive as the opening credits would have us
believe. A Minbari ;-)
Telepaths: That's not very damn funny! From: bobm@loc3.tandem.com
(marek_bob)
Nina K. Berg (102461.2104@CompuServe.COM)
wrote:
Q: How many Vorlons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, but don't ask me how they got there.
Q: How many Centauri does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Centauri don't change light bulbs. Centauri like shadows.
Q: How many Narn does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to twist the socket and four to hold the Centauri
still.
Q: How many Minbari does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But it takes 40 hours and if they make a mistake they have to
start over.
Q: How many Pak'ma'ra does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends. Pak'ma'ra hire incompetent electricians to change light
bulbs.
Q: How many Vorlons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The light bulb has always been there.
Q: How many Drazi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Half the race. The last time a Drazi tried to change a light bulb he
substituted a GREEN bulb for a PURPLE bulb just as a PURPLE was walking
by. The ensuing battle lasted six months, covered the whole planet, and
half the Drazi population was wiped out.
Q: How many Shadows does it take to change a light bulb?
A: No-one can count them. They move when you're not looking. and
finally...
Q: How many Humans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least 23. One to change the bulb, one to hold the ladder, three to
stand around giving useless advice, two supervisors, one manager, three
cops waving their arms, intoning "keep moving, keep moving", two
accountants and and a minimum of 10 rubberneckers. Back
