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From: tx-11@eclec.com (TX-11) After watching the first episode of
"MAD-TV" on Saturday night, I wondered what a cross between
Babylon 5 and Pulp Fiction would be like. Here's a sampling: "Babylon
Fiction" Starting: Delenn as John Travolta Kosh as Samual L. Jackson
Talia Winters as Uma Thurman Garabaldi as (who else) Bruce Wilis Morden as
Harvey Keitel (the Wolf) and JMS as Quintan Terentino (sp?) Here are some
excerpts: (censored) Scene 3: Delenn and Kosh in a ship somewhere. Delenn:
Kosh, have you ever been to Earth? Kosh: .*Yes*. Delenn: Do you know what
they call a Big Particle Accelerator there? Kosh: .*What*. Delenn: a
"PPG". Kosh: .*Then what do call a Quarter Pound Particle
Accelerator?*. Delenn: They don't know what the F__K Quarter Pound one is!
Scene 5: Kosh and Delenn and JMS's house. Delenn: S__T! What the F__K are
we going to do when Bonnie gets home? Kosh: .*Delenn, Shut the F__K up and
stop F__K'n stop saying F__K!*. JMS: Bonnie is going to be home in a
couple hour's! What the F__K do you think she'll do when she see's the
F__K'n mess in the F__K'n garage! Kosh: .*I will call "The
Wolf"*.
Morden: What do you want? Kosh: .*Why the F__K dou you always ask that,
A_____E!*. How about it? Do you think it would be a good movie idea? :^)
TX-11
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