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From: Mike Gannis
Subject: Re: Shit happens on B5 Vorlon:
Shit has *always* been here ...
GROPOS: When we want you to shit, we'll beat it out of you. From: hg@halinalle.cs.hut.fi
(Janne "HG" H{gglund) Lumati: Shit happens only to inferior
races. Technomages: Do not meddle in the affairs of the wizards, for if
you do, shit will happen. Psi-Cops: If shit happens, we can use it to
speed the program back home. Soul Hunters: We talk to our shit, enshrine
it, *worship* it... From: jwolf@cybercom.net (James A. Wolf) B5 MUSE
wrote: >Mimbari: Our shit has been been reincarnated in humans. Mimbari:
Excrement Ocuurs. >Morden: My associates would like to help you with
shit. One shit at a time. Starfury Pilot: It's big, it's black, it's
OHSHIT!!!! From: erbec001@mailhost1.csusm.edu (Patrick McKinnion) > Has
anyone else ever seen that T-shirt w/ shit happens interpreted by the >
world's religions? (Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it. etc.)
> Well here's my version: Shit happens interpreted by the races of B5
> > Vorlon: You are not ready for shit > Centauri: If shit
happens to one of us, it must happen to 500 Narn. > Markab:... > Psi-Corps:
Don't even think about shit. > > That's all I can think of right
now, anyway, please add any others you > can think of... If I might
add: Garabaldi: "I never get involved in my own shit." Ivanova:
"No shit today. Shit tomorrow. There's *always* shit tomorrow."
From: sunhawk@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca () I just thought of another one
Ivanova: "Sooner or later... shit." Morgen: "What do you
shit?" Lennier: "Flatulence is not required, only shit." :
- Patrick McKinnion From: lcrawfor@wittenberg.edu (Crawf) >>Soul
Hunters: We talk to our shit, enshrine it, *worship* it.. > >
Foundationists: The more you try to define shit the further away from >
shit you get. Drazi missionary: Holy shit! Garibaldi: I try not to deal
with my shit. It's too confusing. From: Steven Childs
Zathras: "Shit not Zathras' skill" Keffer: "Oh,
SHI--*" Delenn: "Shit. ShitShit. I shit, you shit, he or she
shits..." : Shit happens interpreted by the races of B5: (by various
sources) Long live B5 fandom! (well, at least for 5 years!) ;) Vorlon: You
are not ready for shit Centauri: If shit happens to one of us, it must
happen to 500 Narn. Psi-Corps: Don't even think about shit. Minbari: I
shit, you shit, he or she shits...shit, shit ,shit,shit.... Narn: Shit
will happen to us until we carve the Centauri's bones into small flutes
for our children to play with. Drazi: Shit happen to Green. Or....Shit
happen to purple. Drazi missionary: Holy shit! Shadows: Shit will happen
if that is what you want. Vorlons: "listen to the flatulence, not the
shit" Lumati: Shit happens only to inferior races. Technomages: Do
not meddle in the affairs of the wizards, for if you do, shit will happen.
Soul Hunters: We talk to our shit, enshrine it, *worship* it..
Foundationists: The more you try to define shit the further away from shit
you get. Delenn: We are all made of starshit. Delenn: "Shit. ShitShit.
I shit, you shit, he or she shits..." Another Delenn: The universe
knows when it is shitting. The universe knows shit. Garibaldi: Doctor, I
think you have a shit problem. Doctor: I do not have a shit problem. Mind
your own business. I went 36 hours, and didn't shit once. Vir: I'm a
worthless piece of shit. Vir's Family: It's a shit job. Kosh: Good. Psi-Cops:
If shit happens, we can use it to speed the program back home. Garabaldi:
"I never get involved in my own shit." Garibaldi: I try not to
deal with my shit. It's too confusing. Ivanova: "No shit today. Shit
tomorrow. There's *always* shit tomorrow." Bro. Theo: "We know
about our shit. Let me learn about your shit." Zathras: "Shit
not Zathras' skill" Keffer: "Oh, SHI--*" Minbari: I shit,
you shit, he or she shits...shit, shit ,shit, shit.... Narn: Shit will
happen to us until we carve the Centauri's bones into small flutes for our
children to play with. Drazi: Shit happen to Green. Or....Shit happen to
purple. Shadows: Shit will happen if that is what you want. Vorlon: This
shit has _Always_ been here.... Drazi: Green shit. Purple shit. Narn: Not
shit AGAIN!!!!! Psi Corps: The shit is mother, the shit is father. Strieb:
We spaced the shit. Mimbari: Our shit has been been reincarnated in
humans. Dockers Guild: We want more shit for our work. Morden: My
associates would like to help you with shit. Technowizards: We are
dreamers, shapers, singers and makers of shit. Morden : His shit is never
alone. Zathras: This shit not the One. Minbari: Follow your heart's shit. Back
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