Things that Never Happened in Star Trek


1.The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type is has 
encountered several times before.

2.The Enterprise goes to visit a remote outpost of scientists, who are 
perfectly OK.

3.Some of the crew visits the holodeck, and it works properly.

4.The crew is struck by a mysterious plague, for which the only cure 
can be found in the well-stocked sick-bay.

5.A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a 
faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and competend engineering 
staff.

6.The crew is captured by a vastly superior alien race which does not 
put them on trial.

7.The crew is captured by an inferior alien race which they easilsy 
pacify with candy and sweets.

8.A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, but some 
other ships in the area are able to deal with it.