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You Know You Are Living Next To A Trekkie When...
10. His car has more Trekkie bumper stickers than
paint.
9. Keeps
trying to "mind-meld" with your
parakeet.
8. Refuses to lend you his hedge trimmer on
grounds that it would
violate the Prime Directive.
7. Keeps trying to "beam" stray cats
from his microwave to yours.
6. Keeps threatening to fire photon torpedoes at
your house, even though
he knows they can't penetrate your shields.
5. His garage door opens sideways and makes that
cool "Vsoop" sound.
4. Keeps coming over to borrow a cup of dilithium
crystals.
3. Runs out of house with hamsters taped to
himself screaming,
"TRIBBLES! TRIBBLES EVERYWHERE!"
2. Continues to watch the show even though he has
a girlfriend.
1. Talks!... like!... William!... Shatner!
-- Top Ten Things Overheard at the 30th
Anniversary Star Trek Convention
10. "I just got Shatner to autograph my tush!"
9. "I think you're right, the hot chicks
hang out at the X-Files convention."
8. "OK, a Vulcan, a Betazoid and a Klingon
walk into a bar ..."
7. "But Ma -- you said I could have my own
phaser when I turned 40!"
6. "Oh darn, James Doohan is stuck in the
door again."
5. "OK, men, set your phasers on
zit-removal, and let's go get us some chicks."
4. "Not to boast, but I played the unnamed,
red-shirted security guy in the landing party killed in episodes 4, 7, 15
and 29."
3. "No, really, Fibercon IS better than
Metamucil."
2. Wow! Two girls! That's twice as many as we had
at the 20th-anniversary convention!
1. "Live long and purchase."
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