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Alarmingly Strange Stories Binkle Bunny in Super Electronic by A.R.A. Owen |
| It was a lovely day and the Cummy Todge was brimming with people. Some of these people
were regulars who were somewhat used to the usual insanity of the place. Most of them however were the unfortunate
victims of chance, blissfully unaware that they were in danger of leaving the establishment gibbering like halfwits. Ned squoze past Fauna holding a tray of drinks. He wasn't too impressed at playing waiter and he snapped at Fauna: "Where the hell is that rabbit?" Fauna nearly dropped the glass she had just put through the washer unit. "I think he went over to the garage. He said something about fixing your mobile phone." Ned shuddered inwardly. "There's buggar all wrong with it." he muttered as he walked over to table 21. In the garage, a certain cybernetic bunny rabbit was dismembering Neds phone. He tinkered about with a set of jewlers screwdrivers and as he did so, he reflected upon the microwave he had recently fixed. "I wonder if the've noticed yet?" he asked himself out loud. "AAAAGGHHH MY FUCKIN MOUTH!!!" yelled Mr Snortflorge as a burst of flame jetted out from between his lips. Fauna vaulted over the bar holding a soda syphon. As she sprayed the patrons mouth to put out the flames. Ned piled over. "What the fuck happened?" Fauna knelt down to examine Mr Snortflorge. Before she began to resusitate the man, she casually informed Ned: "It's another example of Binkles repair skills on the microwave." Ned stood up and scratched the side of his head. "I wonder what else he's had his paws on?" he pondered before calling an ambulance. Binkle swore as he struggled with a particularly tight screw on Neds cellphone internals. "I wonder if they've discovered the tv's working again?" he mused. Fauna had just got Binkles first victim breathing again when a scream errupted from the games room. Well to be more precise, screams errupted. As Ned pelted across to the entrance, he was met by several people trying to find their way out, clutching at their eyes as they did so. Upon closer examination, he discovered that they all had dark circles around the eye sockets. Casting a glance over to the tv, he noticed the screen was very bright. Not as bright as it had been thirty seconds earlier; however, when Binkles repair had given the entire room full a terrible dose of radiation burns. "Bloody hell!" Ned shouted. |
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