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Kenny the Koala 2:
Electric Boogaloo
by
Jon Stephenson


Kenny was enjoying his mid-morning snack of tasty leaves when he heard someone yelling in the distance. He slid down his tree and noticed that the other koalas were doing the same.

They all ran towards the yelling and came upon Dolcinda. She was sitting in a small clearing yelling as tears ran down her face.

Kenny walked up to her and placed his furry paw on her head. She looked up at him an smiled weakly.

"What's wrong, Dolcinda?" he asked.

"Oh, Kenny," she said, as the tears streamed down her face. "I just saw the most horrible thing! I saw those human animals in the woods and they had these big yellow things with them!"

Kenny remembered learning about the human animal in one of his classes.

"So?" he asked. "I don't think they'll hurt us."

"You don't understand!" she shrieked as more tears ran down her face. "They were cutting down trees with those big yellow things!"

The elder koala's whispered amongst themselves and finally decided they would go and see what Dolcinda was talking about.

They all walked for a little and finally came upon the edge of the forest. However, Kenny remembered that it wasn't always the edge of the forest.

Sure enough, there were a bunch of human animals and big yellow things in the clearing that once was part of the forest. The yellow things were cutting down trees as the human animals looked on.

Dolcinda sat down and started crying again. "See? See what I mean?" she said.

Kenny sat beside her and thought. "Hey," he said after a moment. "I have a great idea! We can't let them cut down our homes. We've got to stop them!"

"But how?" asked one of the elder koalas. How, Kenny, how?"

"By dancing!" said Kenny excitedly.

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