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This Weeks New Strange Story:
Duck . by Chris
Moreno - “I slip and fall into my own vomit. I lay shaking on the floor looking
at specks of green and red floating in the bile. Must have been the burger I had last night..."
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Bobby Brady and the Psychedelic Sewage Tank
. by Bel Garion - “All the memories came to him in the clouds, as if they were
happening to him that very instant. He asked Bobby if he would like to see the sewage tank...."
3 pages 1 2 3
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A Cream Filled Existence .
by The Mad Prince of Compton - “The tubby little man did not even stop to savor the ho-ho; I wasn't even
sure he was enjoying it. He didn't love the ho-ho. I loved the ho-ho. He just ate them; like a savage..."
5 pages 1 2 3
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Communion . by
Dan Ericsson - “There was nothing.
Then there was Irving. The booth which he inhabited had not existed until he sat there. When he left, so would
the table..."
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Days of Our Hoes - Starring Jennifer Lopez
. by Holly Wood - "... It was a Tuesday, and like every Tuesday, it
was Poptart day. She sluggishly dragged her fat ass out of bed..."
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True Demons: Interdimensional Horror . by Paul Schroeder - "There is a terror and a strong wave of hatred felt. Trying
to retrace your way in the darkness back towards the elevator..."
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The Model Employee .
by Bel Garion - “Maybe they noticed me leaving early yesterday, all they would have to do is review the
camera log… I’ll leave out the back today. Just because..."
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The Weird World of Today, with extracts from a Frozen
Pizza Facory . by Bob Badger - “The blue scraggy thing was the emperor
of this lonely platinum planet and was extremely surprised and shocked to see the holy ceremony..."
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My Farm . by
Art Hernandez - “Madi's head plopped to the shaking ground, bounced around for a while, and finally rolled
behind a big heap of falling ceiling."
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Better off Dead .
by Dan Ericsson - “DOLPHINS ARE BETTER OFF DEAD”, proclaimed the billboard, a dustily painted reminder to
“VOTE FOR J. P. MARLEMAN, RECONQUEST PARTY..."
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Phylazim Gets a Quasi-Christian Penis .
by plopmaster - A bored demon takes over the body of a young believer for some good, old-fashioned fun.
"She slid his hand down into his pants and evaluated his privates. "Ooooohhh," she cooed, "impressive..."
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Flat Tire . by William
Sloan - "Opening another beer, I peered down the desolate road, watching for cars that never drove this
way. When that beer was gone..."
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Kenny the Koala 2: Electric Boogaloo . by Jon Stephenson - "We can't let them cut down our homes. We've got to stop
them!"
"But how?" asked one of the elder koalas. "How, Kenny, how?"
"By dancing!" said Kenny excitedly.
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The Boy Who Couldn't Recycle .
by Dan Ericsson - "Buildrock snatched the paper away, and ran as fast as a moose who has a bone to pick
with a squirrel away into the employee lounge. There, against the wall..."
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Aliens Prefer Pepsi .
by Debbie Martinez - "JoeBob, John, and Bubba like to sit on the front porch, eat popcorn, drink soda,
and watch the sun set while they discuss..."
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Kenny The Koala .
by Jon Stephenson - "Kenny the koala lived in a great, big forest with many other koala bears. Every day
Kenny would wake up and climb his favorite tree. He would sit in the tree and..."
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Binkle Bunny in Dead People Taste Funny
. by Andrew R. A. Owen - "With the swiftness of a politician putting his
clothes back on, Fauna lept from behind the bar and grabbed the poor rabbit straight in his happy sacks..."
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Your Story! .
By You! - New stories are featured on our homepage for two weeks and usually get
about 150 visits. Afterwards, it'll still be featured on our stories page. This is a great way to introduce visitors
to your website! If you have a web site, let us know and we'll include a link at the end of your story. Also, you
can swap links with us. Click here for link
swapping info.
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Strings Attached .
by Cyndi Kilpatrick - "...but her body would not listen to intellectual denial - it never did. Once upon
her, the instinct increased until..."
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Tinkerbell .
by Paul Schroeder - "...It was a pristine landscape to wander in and dream. Suddenly the air vibrated
like an explosion's aftershock..."
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The Fight .
by Horatio Evelente - "...if the persons or situations reflected in this story is similar in anyway to
your personal life, the author apologizes for your trite and meaningless existance and you can..."
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In The Days Leading Up To .
by Dan Ericsson - "I was once told that life is a book that can never be reread. Once you've turned the
page, all you can do is remember. You have to hope that..."
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The Ruin Man . by
Marri - "Amidst the tourist clutter of Cannery Row in Monterey, hidden behind the plastic and the lights
and the packaged consumer filth, always sold, there was a row of ruins..."
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Interdimensional Thieves .
by Paul Schroeder - "Dr. Gary Lincoff sat in his office writing in his personal diary. The fans seem to
be working; either the little critters can't materialize..."
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Falling . by
Roberto Martinez - "The stars in the sky started swirling around as everything started to fade to black.
Just as he was losing consciousness, he heard a thunder crash and from the corner of his eye, he saw a blue flash
of energy crawl around on the ground...."
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Six Arms and a Game of Pinochle .
by Dan Ericsson - "Maybe it was Doug's fault for always picking him out in a crowd.
Or maybe Ernie was actually everywhere. Then again, maybe it was the four extra arms that threw Doug for a loop..."
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Cascadilla and Perckchip .
by Jon Stephenson - "Cascadilla sat stunned. The phone slipped from her fingers and fell into the
bowl of Wheaties. A tiny splash of milk hit her in the eye, temporarily blinding her. She screamed and fell to
the floor..."
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Satan and Some Homeless Janitors . by Dan Ericsson - "...Gustave Teratio commuted once a day,
as he had every day for the last eleven dreary years. Today however, would be his first, last, and only break in
routine- today was the day he..."
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The Pheasant . by Emily Hilleren - "...Somehow the conversation drifted
around to the pheasant, as it frequently does. I looked over at it, and it's head seemed to be cocked at a slightly
different angle..."
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The Wakulla County hooters Incident
. by Horatio Evelente - "At this hootery place I have
a crucial job, a basket of chicken wings are placed in front of me and I lop on our three different kinds of hot
sauce...That's my job..."
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Ronald Plant: His Mother's Fault .
by Dan Ericsson - "He carried with him the small sphere of his peripheral vision.
He could see the trees slipping out of his sight, joining the darkness and forest from which they were spawned..."
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The Manhood Test .
by Matt Kline - "Sports were largely ignored by the 22nd century because the Microsoft
revolution had turned the children with computer prowess and amply-cushioned bottoms into the role models that
athletes had been in the late 20th century..."
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A Touch Bitter and Too Clever by Half . by Kevin Easter - "We know that enough pain strips your
conscious defenses away. It's why children are so evil. It's why we hurt the ones we love..."
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The Politically Correct Tale of Joe Poe . by Bryan Deno - "Joe
Poe was as about as dumb as a Black man riding a woman's bicycle out to the Ku Klux Klan rally with a shit-eating
grin on his face and a rope in his hand..."
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Death of a Sock Puppet
. by Joshua Blanc - "This was his fifth Birthday
party gig this week, and each had been a disaster...He crossed his fingers and prayed that Mr. Sockforahead could
keep it together..."
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The Legend of Bobbi-Jo .
by Roberto Martinez and Jon Stephenson - "I was 18 years old when my mother spontaneously combusted. As
it happened, I was enjoying my morning breakfast of Grape Nuts and Lucky Charms coated with melted butter...No
milk was involved..."
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The Frogman
. by Jon Stephenson and Roberto Martinez - "I am the Frogman!" he screamed
as chunks of vomit spewed from his mouth..." Warning: This story has unpleasant
imagery and language. You've been warned!
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