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"Congratulations. You have passed." A puzzled Jonathan opened his eyes and relaxed his shoulders as the pale man continued. "You have successfully used a five-gallon jug and a three-gallon jug to make exactly four gallons of water. This was the test that our great founder Bill Gates used to determine who could walk with the great Microsoft warriors, and you have passed." Jonathan was still not exactly sure what had just happened. He only knew that he was alive. It was with great enthusiasm; then, that when the naked woman stood up, walked toward Jonathan, and asked him if he was ready to become a man. Jonathan said, "Yes." "Before you become a man," the pale man said toward Jonathan, "you should know that we weren't going to kill you if you failed." "Really?" "No. We'd have just paddled you until your butt was as red as a baboon's and made you come back next year." Now that Jonathan thought about it, there were older kids in the crowd. "So, why did you kill Cheese-It?" "Actually, we didn't kill him. He passed the test. However, when it came time for him to make love to the woman and become a man, he dropped dead on the spot. Clearly, he wasn't ready to become a man. Happens a lot to these kids that will only do something if it's virtual. So, are you ready to complete the passage to manhood?" Jonathan looked at the naked woman. Her soft features, her creamy skin, and her athletic body were all made more beautiful by her proximity and, of course, her nudity. He nodded his head and took her hand. He was ready all right. Page 4 THE END <<Page Back To Stories Page>> . Navigation: Home.....Strange Stories.....My Weirdcrap Daily Demented Comics......Short Attention-Span Games.....Links ..