Padded Cell #181
Name: Evill Dr Em; Asylum Assassin and Smut Peddler
Date of Birth: 09.27
Evill Dr Em was committed on November 19, 2002 due to the inability to concentrate on anything once the words Peter Wingfield or Methos were mentioned and incessant web surfing for Methos smut and bad fanfic writing. Evill Dr Em was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #182
Name: Deb H; Asylum Methos Boxer Washer
Date of Birth: 11.17
Deb H was committed on November 24, 2002 due to unhealthy Methos worship. Deb H was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #183
Name: BethCarielle; Asylum Med Student
Date of Birth: 07.23
Beth was committed on February 2, 2003 due to obsessive compulsive disorder regarding all things Highlander and especially Methos. Her family and friends began to worry once she purchased and repetitively played the Queen's "A Kind of Magic" CD. Institutionalization was recommended and enforced after her extensive collection of Methos, and his alter ego PW, pictures and HL sounds were discovered on her computer. She is often found lost in various and sundry HL/Methos daydreams. Beth was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #184
Name: Tray; Asylum Assistant Librarian
Date of Birth:
Tray was committed on February 2, 2003 due to wishing that she could actually get her hands on those Chronicles. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #185
Name: K2; Asylum Counter of Methos' Toes
Date of Birth: 11.17
K2 was committed on February 2, 2003 due to an insane obsession with Methos and Peter. She even wants to buy a Toyota Highlander so she can get a vanity plate that says "METHOS". Plus all of her friends tell her she's insane. K2 was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #186
Name: JoLayne; Asylum Defender of Methos' Luscious Neck
Date of Birth: 11.20
JoLayne was committed on February 13, 2003 due to her unweilding obsession with the old man. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Jo's Obsessions
Padded Cell #187
Name: tansy; Asylum Keeper of Mac's Paddle
Date of Birth: 12.27
Tansy was committed on February 14, 2003 due to an obsession with blue boxers and the contents thereof. The excessive drool is staining the sheets. Tansy was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #188
Name: Chris; Asylum Masseuse and Warmer of the Body Oils
Date of Birth: 01.23
Chris was committed on February 14, 2003 due to Compulsive Writing Disorder after repeated self-inflicted exposure to Methos. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #189
Name: lahoffy; Asylum Keeper of Methos' Snarkiness
Date of Birth: 06.16
Lahoffy was committed on February 14, 2003 due to uncontrolled obsession with all things Methos (and PW) that only became worse when she finally recieved a computer. It went downhill from there; the computer was soon filled with the sights and sounds of the snarky one, and pictures began to cover every inch of available desk space. Friends and family have given up hope. Lahoffy was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #190
Name: Linda M. Parks; Asylum Cobbler To Methos' Beautiful
Feet
Date of Birth: 04.18
Linda M. Parks was committed on February 14, 2003 due to excessive drooling over Methos' feet and worrying if he had the most comfortable shoes to wear to protect them. Linda was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
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