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Name: Kara Vi.; Asylum Keeper of the Methos Episodes
Date of Birth: 08.12
Kara Vi. was committed on September 26, 1998 due to watching the Methos episodes of Highlander incessantly and continuing to recite his scenes word for word. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committedimmediately.
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Padded Cell #42
Name: Cassandra Ross of Hornsby; Asylum Beer Brewer
Date of Birth: 11.04
Cassandra was committed on October 3, 1998 due to excessive
critisism of any beer that Methos would not drink. She was
found locked in her home attempting to brew the perfect beer
for the ROG. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome
and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #43
Name: Zada; Asylum Speech Therapist For Those Poor Souls
Who Cannot Pronounce "Methos"
Date of Birth: 03.18
Zada, AKA gipsygirl, was committed on October 4, 1998 due torandomly attacking people who didn't understand her "Methos Agenda". She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and paranoia at the fact that she thought everyone was out to get her, and she was right. She was committed immediately, and has been teaching children from third world countries the importance of being like Methos.
Padded Cell #44
Name: Nightengale; Asylum Nurse In Charge of Passing Out
Medication (i.e. Prozac, Valium, Xanax, etc.)
Date of Birth: 05.18
Nightengale was committed on October 5, 1998 due to obssessive compulsive behavior in regards to everything pertaining Methos. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #45
Name: Titania; Asylum Keeper of the Sprawl
Date of Birth: 11.01
Titania was committed on October 7, 1998 due to wearing her blue clarifying facial mask more than the recommended two times a week just so she could be like the ROG, thinking of the ROG everytime she draws with her daughter's blue sidewalk chalk, and imagining Methos' voice every time she hears a British accent. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #46
Name: Ste Julien; Asylum Bouncer
Date of Birth: A little after Joe
| Ste Julien was committed on October 7, 1998 due to her compulsive obsessive clearing of the bar, muttering things like "Haven't you had enough?" and "Hey, I poured that for Methos, not you!" She will generally be held in isolation because The Staff suspects a split personality disorder that she is secretly loyal to Joe Dawson. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. |
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Padded Cell #47
Name: Nashayla Tay Longbow; Asylum Strength and Flexibility
Trainer for Methos...after 5000 years, muscles not properly
worked can get SORE!
Date of Birth: 05.28
| Nashayla (Shay to the other inmates) was committed on October 8, 1998 due to tendencies to wear cable-knit sweaters with blue boxers at work. She had gotten on the nerves of everyone she came into contact with by repeatedly telling them "You live to serve me!". Her male offspring are also tired of wearing blue face paint. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. |
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Padded Cell #48
Name: Amand-r; Asylum Keeper of the False Passports, Drivers
Licenses, and All Other Such Legal Matters That Usually Are
a Nuisance.
Date of Birth: 08.11
| Amand-r was committed on October 9, 1998 due to the insistence that yes, the perfect glass of ale was out there, and that little matter about the peice of sharp metal that sticks out from under her coat now adays. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committedimmediately. |
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Padded Cell #49
Name: Sardonic Warrioress; Asylum Keeper of Methos' 'Sarcastic
Retort' book
Date of Birth: 01.21
Dana was committed on October 9, 1998 due to insomnia brought on by too many thoughts of Methos as she tried to sleep. Also, Dana has a tendency to write thousands of pages of Methos fanfic, just for her own twisted pleasure. Dana was finally committed after she gave up her long standing hatred of beer, just so she could be like the ROG. She was diagnosed with NeuroticTipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #50
Name: Rebecca; Asylum Bride of Vampire Meefie
Date of Birth: 02.05
| Rebecca was committed on October 11, 1998 due to catatonic staring into Methos' eyes and outbursts of "Gray! His eyes are gray I tell you!" She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. |
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