The other day while I was doing the dishes, I had a REVELATION! I thought to myself, Wow, you should make a new page called ReDwAlL BuMpEr StIcKeRs. So I did. As you can hopefully see. And if you cannot see it, then I do believe that death awaits you with sharp pointy teeth.

REDWALL BUMPER STICKERS...

"Honk if you love October Ale"

"If you see the Abbot, tell him I'm still trying to find a parking spot."

"If a mole says something in a forest and no one is around to hear him-- is he still unintelligable?"

"Horn broke-- watch for sword"

"I went to Salamandastron and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker."

"Free Mossflower!"

"How can you trust me with a Dibbun if you can't trust me with a Raspberry Cream Pie?"

"I'm the one that the riddle warned you about."

"Mean Creatures Suck."

"If you can read this, it's obviously not an ancient badger dialect."

"Long Patrol Alumni"

"99% Perfect. 1% Evil Cannibal Toad."

"You HAVE to be nice to me: I'm a Redwaller"

"Don't Feast and Drive"

"Not the brightest thread in the Tapestry, now, are we?

Well, I do suppose that's all for now. If you think that any or all of the above are stupid and lame and you wish to call me a whole number of four-letter metaphors then I suggest you do a better job and e-mail me your additions to the list at sparks@pwv.zzn.com or contact my cohort at SCVofDeath@hotmail.com. I will add any of your appropriate suggestions to the list, and also give you credit. So really, what do you have to lose other than your sanity?

Or if you're done viewing this page, and all you want to do is be more like me and be less like you, then click right here and return to my wonderful main page.