Suddenly, surrounded by bright, flashing beams of light, a silver-pelted hare appears in the midst of the blackness, with a Pikachu dæmon beside her. She gives you a look and says, "I am Pikestaff Silverfur. I am THE ONE!"
(Cue scary echoey sound effect)
You fall backward, as though hit by some strange, unforseen force. You only want to get out of this terrible nightmare.
"I know... you only want to get out of this terrible nightmare. I can read your thoughts. I am... PSYCHO!" "Um..." the Pikachu dæmon interupts. "Don't you mean... psychic?" "Oh yes," Pikestaff corrects herself. "I'm dreadfully sorry about that... any-who, welcome to my world. It's THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PIKESTAFF! Hey, watch, I can do cool colors: THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PIKESTAFF!
You have decided that this "Pikestaff" character is insane.
"WHAT? You mean you have decided that I am insane? That hurts. I had an awful childhood, you know..." Pikestaff sniffles. "None of the other kids ever wanted to play with me... they said I was... sniff... MANIC-DEPRESSIVE!!!!! Waaaaahhhhhhh... oh well. They're wrong, so let's P-A-R-T-Y! Oh, by the way, you are trapped in my world. So, too bad for you. Have fun trying to escape. Or you can join my Imaginary Redwall Club. Once you join you are an official member of the Society of Friends to Spoons. You instantly become a General... I mean, a Pokémon Master... I mean, a chemical engineer... err, something..."
"'Imaginary' Club..." you say.
"Well, duh! Haven't you figured out by now that I'm just a figment of your imagination? And you thought that I was the one who was insane... EVERYBODY SING THE DOOM SONG!!! Doom doom doom doom... I like madness!"
"Why can't you people just leave me alone!" you yell, staring wide eyed at Pikestaff and her dæmon, who is standing on a platform and doing a disco step to YMCA.
"Leave you alone? Why would we want do that, you jolly carbon-based-organism, you? Because you are TRAPPED IN MY HEAD!!
"No...........!!" you yell as you twirl into a purple tunnel of oblivion.
BRING ON THE ZOLOFT! PIKESTAFF STARWOOD SILVERFUR THE UNLUCKY IS IN THE BUILDING!!
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