Q: Who are you anyway?
A: A figment of your imagination.

Q: Is this supposed to be a Redwall Club?
A: Supposed?? This is a Redwall Club. A psychotic one.

Q: What do we do in your club?
A: Donate charity to spoons.

Q: Why does this club integrate Redwall with Pokémon and the Golden Compass?
A: Why not?

Q: What is the cosecant of 238 degrees?
A: If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you!

Q: When was the last time you visited your psychiatrist?
A: Well, let's see, what day is it, Saturday? ... about 15 seconds ago. I hate rubber walls. They scare me.

Q: What's your sign?
A: A stop sign.

Q: YOUR DUMB CLUB DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!! WHERE AM I?? WHY IS MY LIFE A SENSELESS WORLD OF UNDERACHIEVMENT VOID OF LIGHT??
A: That's what my club is for, old bean. To make you rejoice in your insanity and embrace us LIBERAL REDWALLERS!! We will soon begin our takeover of the world! Oops, did I say that? And by the way, blighters-- if you don't understand what is going on then READ MY STORIES and then maybe you will get to know me better, eh?

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