Here you go, my bored little headlings! I HAVE FURY! Actually, I don't, but in the meantime, I have some wonderful links for you to visit if you want to pass some more of your meaningless seconds. We likes it, precious!

• Watch out for the Purple People Eater at... The Castle of Skittles and Bon-Bon
• Still bored? Come to... The NEW and UPDATED Anything and Everything!! It was my first site, so enjoy basking in the Newbieness that once was me.

And here are some websites I recommend although they have absolutely nothing to do with me. Meaning, a lot of you will probably like them better. Just random fun stuff... you should find something you like...

• Enjoy the world of Strong Bad, Trogdor, and the Teen Girl Squad at Homestar Runner.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about movies (but weren't conscious of it) can be found at The Internet Movie Database. It also contains information on short cartoons and video games, so have some fun with it!
• If you like taking quizzes for no reason, you'll really enjoy this site, Emode.
• Yeah, it's old school, but you can amuse yourself for hours making those "lists" on good ol' Amazon.
• If you are as nerdy as I am, then you just love classic video game music. A gigantic collection of video game MIDIs to inspire you to make you own can be found at the Video Game Music website.
• If you do get inspired to make your own MIDIs, I use the NoteWorthy Composer program. You can download a demo version and try it out yourself. A decent sound card is recommended!
• More movie sites for the movie inclined... or, a few, anyway... find out exactly how much money every movie on the planet made at World Wide Box Office.
• Love movies, hate movies... there's a place for you at Rotten Tomatoes.
• Like horse racing? Don't know anything about horse racing? Either way you just might end up addicted to the free online game Stable King. Slightly realistic, slightly not, and very addictive.
• Think you can do a better job than George Dubya Bush? Make your own government at Nation States and watch how easy it is for your citizens to go completely insane and do things like outlaw TV.
• Where's George? This site is seriously fun and addictive. Find out where the money you spend is going and if it's being put to good use!
• Come up with your own personal fun, comical, or just plain screwed up "Slogan" and see just how über it really is at this Slogan Analysis web site.
• More slogan fun: Stick a word in and out pops your very own catchphrase: The Slogan Generator. Also try the similar, just as oddly addictive British Movie Title Generator.
• As if those generators weren't fun enough, I personally really dig this Electronica Subgenre Generator, a glorious spoof of all the subtle differences between trance/dance/techno/rave etc. There were such classics as "Funky Funk" "Electro Disco" "Ethno Techno" "Blunted Soul" "Alchemic Jungle" "Speed Soul" "Tribal Disco" and "Cheesy Wack Trance," but honestly, it was the "Gospel Bass" that did it for me...
• And finally, I invite you just to click right HERE for a good laugh. I promise the link DOES work... look closely at that "Error Page"...

Oh, and by the way, if you want to submit a link to your site, feel free. In fact, I think I will set up a form just so you can do so.So get crackling!

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